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I ate my best friend because hoes kept stealing my tacos.
Whats your story?
Go!
I want some fun..
"I ran shirtless with some crack heads because I'm sexy like that."
This is literally perfect.
"I slept with a drink because I'm good in bed." HA. xD
Soul(10-25-2013)
I ran shirtless with a horse because I'm good in bed.
There are no girls on the internet.
Soul(10-25-2013)
I shanked a mop because I'm sexy like that
I shot your mom because I'm sexy like that....really shot? I had to get shot?
i shot a french fry because i love marijuana.
yup, typical friday night.
g (10-25-2013),I_royalty_I (10-25-2013)na r
Hahaha.
I'd belly laugh at some of them.. but im too full on egg drop soup....
I ate a stripper because houes keep stealing my tacos.
Oh man!
What's my definition of success?
Creating something no one else can
Being brave enough to dream big
Grindin' when you're told to just quit
Giving more when you got nothin' left
I needed my lover because i have abs