I ate my best friend because hoes kept stealing my tacos.
Whats your story?
I want some fun..
"I ran shirtless with some crack heads because I'm sexy like that."
This is literally perfect.
"I slept with a drink because I'm good in bed." HA. xD
I ran shirtless with a horse because I'm good in bed.
I shanked a mop because I'm sexy like that
I shot your mom because I'm sexy like that....really shot? I had to get shot?
i shot a french fry because i love marijuana.
yup, typical friday night.
I'd belly laugh at some of them.. but im too full on egg drop soup....
I ate a stripper because houes keep stealing my tacos.
I needed my lover because i have abs