So I was having a meal just now and surfing cK, minding my own business, when I see this little black thing (about 5 mm long) speeding up the side of the wall next to me.
I figure it's an ant or little beetle, so I go in to pick it up.
(If I don't kill them, I have a small fascination with bugs when I'm bored)
I lightly pinch it with my fingers, still thinking it's a beetle (they're small and harmless), and when I open my fingers it begins booking it across my hand and then I realize, "This might not be a beetle...". So to contain it I lightly press it down with my finger as it's scurrying across the back of my left hand, when I feel a small pinch.
"Ah...FUCK!" is what I said out loud.
The little shit bit or stung me!
So I find the nearest thing to keep it in, a small empty medicine bottle and throw the bugger in there.
It's either one huge ass winged black ant, or one tiny black wasp, now that I look inside.
The back of my left hand is starting to throb a bit. I have a boo boo and cannot masturbate tonight.
No masturbating? How does a male survive a day without it *hugs* It'll be okay I pwomise.
I will kiss daw booboo better.
We usually get by days of no-fap by using up our excess stores of testosterone on lifting.
But it's too late in the night for me to get my pump on right now.
I'll just have to go to bed praying my grapes won't burst in the middle of my sleep.
Thank you for the emotional support. <3
take some benadryl, be sure the stinger isn't still in your hand, and put some ice on it.
You'll be back to fapping before you know it.