Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Timothy.
One day Timothy found a magical talking chip, while Timothy was holding the little chip, the chip bit Timothy's finger.
This made Timothy VERY angry and Timothy decided to eat the chip! As Timothy was eating the chip, the poor little magical chip cried out in pain. The chip could feel his whole body getting crushed by Timothy's teeth and the horror of the pain was too much for his little body to take.. So the poor little magical chip passed away.
I'm sorry @Whispers I'mma let you finish, but this was the best story of all time.
OF ALL TIME