OMG, WHAT THE FUCK?!
There are seeds in my seedless watermelon cubes.
I think I ate some too.
Well clraik. It was nice knowing you.
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How long until you blow up, you bastard?
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GTFO. Here I am, preparing to lay on my deathbed, and you run in jeering at me like a douche.
Originally Posted by SmileYaDead
I don't have to take this shit from you.
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R.I.P Domenic Xxxxxxx
Born January 19##
Son, friend, not a mod.
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If I die, I want you to have my watermelon child.
Originally Posted by nayfeee
Carve that piece of shit and chomp its ass right up, for me.
...and that must be how Attack Peas are made, with the blood of their hosts.
Fuck, don't call me that, yo!
Originally Posted by Drizzy
But I will let it slide this time, because I'm dying.
According to my watch, you have 187 hours and 40 mins until the sprouts appear. But since they're inside you I guess the germination stage is faster. Too bad you'll be gone, I just came here.
Spend your remaining days wisely, my child.
Shame you wasn't on that crash in the alps where they ate all the dead people. You would be delicious .
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I'm going to spend my remaining days maxing out my card on HD porn subscriptions and beat off 'til the day I can no longer.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by raredaredevil
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