Duck4Cover(06-15-2013)
i'm so bored :c
so i'll tell you some funny dumb jokes if you tell me some too :*
what kind of bee makes milk?
boo-bees
Duck4Cover(06-15-2013)
The sign on the lawn at the drug rehab center says "keep off the grass"
What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet
Pooh
Hello I am retired.
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Originally Posted by Serrah
s (06-15-2013)py s ie
I actually haven't heard that one before, and it made me chuckle.
Here's a few.
- Two peanuts were walking down the dark alley. One was a salted.
- What word is always spelled wrong in a dictionary? Wrong
- What word starts with F and ends in -uck? Firetruck
- What gets bigger the more you take from it? A hole in the ground.
- Why are televisions attracted to people? We turn them on.
s (06-15-2013)py s ie
funny enough, my teacher told me that bee one earlier today, ahahah :p
btw go spurs, the heat is so cliche
LOL the grass, one i got it after a minute xD
pft "a salted" :p heehehe
hay do you have 11 protons? cause you're sodium fine (;
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haha, i think it could work either way c:
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what did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college?
bi-son
what did one ocean say to the other
nothing, they just waved
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Ice (06-16-2013)
I sea what you did there.
shadowcat (06-16-2013)
Ice (06-16-2013)