i'm so bored :c
so i'll tell you some funny dumb jokes if you tell me some too :*
what kind of bee makes milk?
The sign on the lawn at the drug rehab center says "keep off the grass"
What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet
Here's a few.
- Two peanuts were walking down the dark alley. One was a salted.
- What word is always spelled wrong in a dictionary? Wrong
- What word starts with F and ends in -uck? Firetruck
- What gets bigger the more you take from it? A hole in the ground.
- Why are televisions attracted to people? We turn them on.
funny enough, my teacher told me that bee one earlier today, ahahah :p
btw go spurs, the heat is so cliche
LOL the grass, one i got it after a minute xD
pft "a salted" :p heehehe
hay do you have 11 protons? cause you're sodium fine (;
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haha, i think it could work either way c:
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what did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college?
what did one ocean say to the other
nothing, they just waved
I sea what you did there.