Before you continue, please have this video playing as you look on:
what the hell is that mutated thing
I think it's a chicken foot...
You ate that?
in all honesty, that looks like McD's and KFC got together and got frisky, iykwim
What the... o_o
I remember reading about some guy who went to KFC and ended up suing the company because he thought he'd been given a mutated brain tumor attached to his chicken piece or something.
He actually won and was granted something outrageous, like a whole year's supply of free KFC vouchers. And it turns out it was only a chicken kidney
Maybe your digestive tract has endured wave after wave of foodborne pathogens that you are now immune.
Maybe you are the precursor to evolution of man.
As if a sign from the Heavens for me to accept the power of the One.
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