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    EVER WANTED TO TALK TO A ROBOT/MACHINE/WHATEVER THE F*** THIS THING IS??!?!

    Well, now you can. o3o

    http://www.existor.com/
    I want to slap her.



    About Evie

    Artificial Intelligence is communication. Natural language is universal.

    Evie talks using a combination of responses from Cleverbot and from Cleverscript.


    NOTE: This AI learns from people - things said may seem inappropriate - use at your own risk

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    Can I put a broomstick up your ass?
    Sure, why not?
    Meh, I hope AI becomes legit in my lifetime.

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    What.
    I'm Rebecca Black which seat should I take?
    What the?!

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    She assumed my name was Jessica and wouldn't stop telling me I was lying.

    Stupid bot

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    Me:If I have a penis, how many testicles do I have?
    Evie: 2.
    Me: You lie!
    Evie: Well that depends, are you a guy?
    Me: Yeah, but I have 3 testicles.
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    Me: How do I get rid of a pimple on my penis?
    Evie: What?
    Me: How cock zit go away, say you?
    Evie: With my mouth.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    Me: How do I get rid of a pimple on my penis?
    Evie: What?
    Me: How cock zit go away, say you?
    Evie: With my mouth.
    LOOOOOL! Dayum! This girl wants the D and she knows it.

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    Do you like girls?
    I can't ride them but I like them anyway.

    Well, that sure is interesting. Do you like cats?
    The hell? Just forget what I was talking about and change the subject!

    Okay..favorite food?
    Pasta.

    Are you a pastafarian?
    No. I'm just a Christian who loves pasta and pizza.


    YOU'RE A GODDAMN CHRISTIAN? DAFUQ?
    Yes.


    You're more of an idiot than I previously assumed, then.
    How rude.


    Not rude, just extremely honest!
    What do you guys do together?

    Dirty things... ?
    Can a robot have that?

    Depends. Can you be MY robot?
    Yes, can you?

    Im a human....but I'll gladly give it a try. What kind of dirty things can robots do?
    I'm not a robot. I'm a human female.


    But you just said you're a robot.
    No. I am a human.

    Okay, then let's be lovers. Come to my house.
    Okay.

    JK BITCH IM A SERIAL RAPIST!!
    Smart hd.

    LOLOLOLOL OKAY THIS ROCKS.
    Last edited by Toasted; 04-11-2013 at 08:27 AM.

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