*Sorry gals, but you know men make compliments and friendships a LOT more simple. xD
I'll be honest and say I told a girl that I hated...that her hair looked "so great".
...and as I walked away I muttered, "....for a family of rats to live in"
John, you have scarecrow hair, i like your smile, and i imagine you smell like expired cheese.
ABBY! She know how to be a friend!
LOL I read this ^ as experienced cheese in a glance
These.... These are faxxx.
Girlfriend: hey I sent you a pic of my new ooutfit
Me: oh awesome, it looks really nice!
Girlfriend: oh, so you don't like it?
And this is why I just say "Bitch / hooker / twatwaffle / cunt-cone, you're ugly."