Ok so I'm finally in my new apartment to find that the bitch that lives above me has a noisy brat that likes to run all over their apartment stomping and stuff. I've tried being an old lady about it and pounding on the ceiling but that just make them get louder. I'm looking for ways to get back at them. The hallways have camera in them so it can't be too crazy. I can however do stuff in the blind spot of the camera which is at least half of their door. Any help is appreciated. I want this bitch to pay. Otherwise I'll probably lose it and cut off the kids feet and feed them to his mother and go to jail. (Not really but i can dream right?)
My boyfriend says we should get a couple tampons and dip them in thick red koolaid mix then squeeze the juice from a can of tuna on them and then microwave them and leave them on her doorknob and in her door mat. I'd like something in which they suffer a bit more.
Or....you could not be mean about it and get over it? Kids are noisy. It's life. Tell the management before you do something stupid and get in trouble -.-
Talk to the mum about her children?
Get a cardboard box, shit in it, tape it shut, dress up like a postman (to fool the security that watch the cameras) and leave it on her doorstep. Knock on the door and run.
Just don't be surprised when karma bites you You're starting a war with this lady. If she knows how much you dislike them, she will probably suspect it is you and she will either play dirty back, or she'll just report you and get you evicted. Be prepared for repercussions.
I have the worst neighbours ever in the house to my right.
Music at 3am, domestic violence from both parties all through the night at weekends. Police constantly round. They get drunk and turn into assholes.
After confronting them a few times and nothing changing I decided to give them a taste of their own medicine.
One morning after their weekend night ritual of beer, arguing, 3 minute long (but loud) sex and music - I'd had enough. I banged and screamed at their door and shouted all sorts of abuse but they just didn't answer. So I waited it out and at about 6am when they were sleeping off their beer I got my speakers, pushed them up against the wall and turned them up full. I then played Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song at full blast on repeat.
They have since toned their antics down...
---------- Post added at 07:20 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:18 AM ----------
And on a fishy note like your OP - my manager at work once took the end caps off someones desk, and put prawns in the hollow metal frame and then put the end caps on.....that was nasty.
I had a friend in this position once and his response was to take the family out for day. Before they left, however, he turned his stereo to full volume, and turned the speakers against the partition wall. On his return there was a meeting with the neighbours which resulted in a much better understanding. Mind you, I don't think this would work in every situation.
Well we're reporting them to management but from what other tenant have said they dont do anything about it. And @Ryan~ I did ignore it for awhile until stuff began to fall off shelves and my walls and break because they rattle my whole apartment when they do all this running and stomping. I'm just tired of cleaning up glass all day and having my property destroyed. And kids their age shouldnt be up running around between 12am and 5am some people have work and it's extremely disrespectful.
Last edited by Narkotiq; 06-07-2012 at 04:08 AM.
Do the adult thing and call management.