New merch!

[My name is Yoshikage Kira]

A mug would have been lovely. I actually have space and use for that. Where tf am I putting a Neopets rug? I don't have a Neopets shrine room like jawsch.

He's already thinking of buying a second one apparently LOL

But seriously who during the merch discussion was like "you know what our fans would buy? A rug".

[gjniev]

They still don't know their userbase that well... I'm 14 years in and only two people on the planet know I play. I can explain a purple lion or a little lapel. I cannot explain a map on a rug to my house guests.

[motherfucker]

I'll put the rug in front of the toilet so when I'm taking a shit, I can remember what TNT has done to Neopets.com.

[housez]

I really want both the rug and pillow but see....

What if I have someone over for funky time

"ooo yea. Mhmmm. You like that? Imma lic--....is that a neopets pillow?"

Me:




yea I'd probably have to hide that damn rug when I have folks over.


But really.....they should of chosen other things. I mean for fuck sake, a chia salt and pepper shaker would of been better.

[Crow]

Anyone have any idea how big the rug is? Been low-key been looking for a rug lately but I have a feeling this one is tiny af.

[gjniev]

Anyone have any idea how big the rug is? Been low-key been looking for a rug lately but I have a feeling this one is tiny af.

Website says 43" diameter so 3.5ft across (or 109cm)

[motherfucker]

Anyone have any idea how big the rug is? Been low-key been looking for a rug lately but I have a feeling this one is tiny af.

Rug Dimensions: 43" diameter
Pillow Dimensions: 18" X 18"

For reference, the rug is about 3-1/2 feet (a bath mat or so) and the pillow is a bit smaller than a standard IKEA pillow (which is 25 x 25).

[Fartbox]

Rug Dimensions: 43" diameter
Pillow Dimensions: 18" X 18"

For reference, the rug is about 3-1/2 feet (a bath mat or so) and the pillow is a bit smaller than a standard IKEA pillow (which is 25 x 25).

I've been writing to the Editorial, demanding a Neopets anime-waifu body pillow for YEARS.
18" x 18" is not gonna cut it. :/ smh

[My name is Yoshikage Kira]

I really want both the rug and pillow but see....

What if I have someone over for funky time

"ooo yea. Mhmmm. You like that? Imma lic--....is that a neopets pillow?"

Me:




yea I'd probably have to hide that damn rug when I have folks over.


But really.....they should of chosen other things. I mean for fuck sake, a chia salt and pepper shaker would of been better.

My new life dream is to own a spice rack of various Chia's. Thank you

[Fiore]

I've been writing to the Editorial, demanding a Neopets anime-waifu body pillow for YEARS.
18" x 18" is not gonna cut it. :/ smh

No Tony P dakimakura?

I will admit, I'm glad there's merch, even if it's a rug. I'd like a mouse pad with the same design. Where's our stickers, magnets, tumblers, pins and stuff? If they would make little toys like Beanie Babies I'd be SUPER happy!