Well, hello there.

[wrath]

Heeeyy bitchesss! (No pun intended; sorry non-swearing people.)

So here's my story:
I was a good neopian. For 9 fucking years I have been very good with Neopets and TNT - everything I owned was legit, I always played by the rules. Until one fateful and fucking day, Neopets froze my 9-year account. So I said to myself, rules can suck my dick. So I went to Google and YouTube and voila, here I am.

The name's Ken. I love photography, cooking and travelling. I also love animals (well maybe not so much with insects and reptiles), indie music, tattoos, sweets and scruffy boys. (Ah, I can see through your eyes that you are puzzled. Yes, I'm gay. So ladies better watch our for your man. I'm kidding. Nope, not kidding. Yes I'm kidding.) I don't like twinks because they look so breakable; I don't like rude people (who wouldn't?); and I don't like watching suspense/horror flicks alone. Also, I don't like getting on people's bad side. As much as possible I want to please everyone. *halo appears*

I am allergic to seafoods. Which basically suck so I am trying to desensitize so I can finally eat crabsticks and big lobsters.

I'm sure there are many other things about me but these are the things that I could come up right now.
Gimme some luv!

PS. Sorry for all the swearing~

God damn could you fucking cuss anymore? This is a site that fucking kids also look at you shit.



Welcome to CK brotha.

[hayleyrenea]

Welcome to CK! You'll fit in well here.

[Whispers]

Welcome to clraik, Ken!
If you ever need help with something, feel free to PM me

[drd]

Welcome to ck!

[Ken]

You sound like a hipster.
A gay hipster.

And you, sir, sound like an educated man. A straight educated man.

If you're serious, you should stop.
Allergies are genetic and can't be waned. Just put you in great discomfort and one step closer to death,

Oh my god. But I'm taking allergen shots from my doctor so I increase my tolerance to my allergy. That news breaks my heart. I will never again lay a sight on sushis.

I will give you some non-homosexual "luv".

Fist bump bro!

Welcome to cK, Ken the gay hipster!

Thanks, Mod the straight educated man.

Both of you sshhh with your nonsense... Giving me a head ache
Welcome to CK

My apologies, Mighty Thor. And thank you for the welcome.

Welcome to cK Kenjamin!

Thanks Drizzy-Drakey!

LOL. I like your style, sir. Welcome to Ck, hun!

And I like you too! (In a non-attracted and completely platonic way.) Your avatar is so rastafarian!

Welcome to cK! I like you.

Aw thanks babe. Here let me give you a kiss on your cheek~

Hah, I knew you were gay after the "Heeeyy bitchesss!"
Welcome to the dark side, Ken.

You have a very strong gaydar. I like you. Thanks jena!

(you need an account to see links)
Are you Ken Jeong? aka Chow?

Close enough. Only, gayer.

God damn could you fucking cuss anymore? This is a site that fucking kids also look at you shit.

Welcome to CK brotha.

If you say so, mofo. Will keep it fucking PG for the kids. Fuck.
No, seriously. Will keep all the cussing all to myself in 3.. 2.. 1..
Thanks brah.

Welcome to clraik, Ken!
If you ever need help with something, feel free to PM me

Really, like any help? Got ya. But I will do that, I will PM you. Thank you sweetie!

And thanks everyone @(you need an account to see links) @(you need an account to see links) @(you need an account to see links) @(you need an account to see links)n@(you need an account to see links) @(you need an account to see links) Y'all look so damn (ooops, sorry.) fine!

[jena]

You have a very strong gaydar. I like you. Thanks jena!

Oh you have noooo idea.

My best friend is like gayest of the gays~

I won't post a picture of him for privacy reasons, but let's just say he's a prettier girl than I am.

[Drizzy]

but let's just say he's a prettier girl than I am.

Impossible.

[Adam]

Adam used seafood! It's super effective!
haha

Welcome to the dark side Ken. We will always help you if you need it ;D

[Ken]

@(you need an account to see links) That's so adorable! I love girls who are not hostile to us. Haha. I'm sure he's as pretty as you mi amor.

Adam used seafood! It's super effective!
haha

Ken fainted! You have gained 192571902570135198637285729.01 exp!

Welcome to the dark side Ken. We will always help you if you need it ;D

That's the word I was looking for. I will note that and add you to my whitelist.
Thanks Adam! Your name's so manly.

[metaldroga]

welcome to clraik