Best Random Event That Ever Happened?

[Bani]

on my prior account, i had just withdrew a couple mil to buy something
the tax beast immediately hit me and took around 300k
i got a gold trophy for it :' )

[Tanjiro]

on my prior account, i had just withdrew a couple mil to buy something
the tax beast immediately hit me and took around 300k
i got a gold trophy for it :' )

Oh wow, I'm a little happy and sad that the tax beast hit you like that. Did you still end up getting your item that you wanted to buy?

[Marius]

not the best one, but I remember being a kid and reading this one and FREAKING OUT :

You get home from a long day at the employment centre to find that all of your Neopoints and items have been stolen, your Neopets are sick and your stocks have... *shudder* Oh thank Fyora! It was just a horrible, horrible dream.