Well I was sort of apart of a high speed chase. By sort of, I mean I watched all these cars pull of to the shoulder so I did the same and watched this car go up the on ramp going the wrong direction and almost hitting a truck whilst getting off the interstate.
Strangest thing I saw was watching my friend swerve into the other lane, and we almost got in a headon collision with a semi, because she needed to check her ipod for minutes at a time without looking at the road.
Also, BJ's. Lots of guys getting those.
My mother always said that eating Mexican food and driving simultaneously were prerequisites for living in Southern California so I'm used to seeing people eat entire meals on the go. I once saw a guy with what looked like a porkchop on a fork just going to town.
I often eat cereal on the go. I'm just afraid that this will happen eventually.
But I saw someone having full on sex in a car. Girl on top of driver guy with guy looking over her shoulder.
I also saw someone with a an electric razor.
Once saw a rather fat woman dressed in a plush pink Easter bunny suit, with only her face showing. Her massive fluffy mitten hands were pinching a tiny black flip phone to her covered ears, and she was talking with some animation. My whole car burst out laughing.
Putting on mascara with the rear view mirror while driving!
Think how happy we can be when we just try..
I saw a guy getting changed
I was on the highway yesterday and this really old guy like 80 years old was shaving his beard!
He had an electric one but he was going to town on that thing!!
Infamous Joe is you.
I have seen people with those masks that protect your eyes when you fix something with fire? And one time i saw a guy eating his boogers.
There's one more thing that you need to know
before you let your creativety flow
Listen to your heart, listen to the rain,
listen to the voices in your brain
My experience was the same as @(you need an account to see links): a suburban cruising down the highway with porn on all the TVs attached to the roof of the car. In retrospect, I believe it was for the shock factor. It worked!
Saw a cop dicking with a laptop while driving :-/ THANKS FOR KEEPING OUR CITY SAFE, SIR
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