♥ Cupid's Candy Gram Delivery ♥
Hello my sweeties! I’m so excited to receive and deliver all of your candy gram messages! You betcha! I’ll be doing that right here. I can't wait to see this thread filling up with your sweet words of positivity and admiration to the clraik. Don’t be shy, I promise your identity will be safe with me. Just make sure to follow these few guidelines:
In order to send your candy grams along, your post will need a @USERNAME (replacing "USERNAME" with the person's actual username) in it, and please make sure to spell their name properly! Otherwise, I won't know who to send to! Your message won't show up right away, so please be patient while I handle other deliveries and I'll get to yours as soon as I can!
♥ xoxo Cupid ♥
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Valentine Flowers and Flavors
Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
You’re sticky like taffy,
And I’m stuck on you.
Tomatoes are red,
Broccoli is green.
You’re the best Valentine
I’ve ever seen.
Lilacs are purple,
Bananas are yellow.
You’re soft and cuddly,
Like a sweet marshmallow.
Any color or flavor is fine,
If you’ll just be my Valentine.
By Joanna Fuchs
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Valentine Zoo
I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the creatures I love.
You‘re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten,
With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.
You walk like a lioness stalking the plain,
With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane.
It’s such pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.
I'm a strong Alpha wolf, with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride.
These feelings of animal love we can share,
As I find different ways to show that I care.
So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.
By Karl Fuchs
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Will You Be Mine?
Valentine, you make me silly;
You make my heart beat willy-nilly;
When I'm with you, the world is hazy;
Valentine, you drive me crazy!
Valentine, when we're apart,
My need for you goes off the chart.
Will you be mine? Can I be thine?
Say you'll be my Valentine!
By Joanna Fuchs
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I'd Like to Get to Know You
At first you were just a gleam in my eye,
Just a squiggly feeling when you would walk by.
Because you look like such a treat,
You've made mush of my brain, made me weak in the feet.
This can't go on, I've got to find out
What you are like, or without a doubt
My breathing will cease and my heart will go bust,
And all of my mechanisms will wither to dust.
I know what I'll do, I'll approach you and smile--
Say, "I'm lost" or "It's a great day" or something, or I'll
Pass out from fright and die of remorse.
Anyway, that won't really happen, of course.
I'll just get up the nerve and say out of the blue...
"Hi, my name is _____ and I'd like to get to know you."
(If you're interested, give this Valentine poem back to me!)
By Karl Fuchs
@(you need an account to see links) you're so sweet, you could put hersheys out of business
@(you need an account to see links) Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental animals!
@(you need an account to see links) What did one snake say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Give me a hug and a hiss.
@(you need an account to see links) Why didn’t the skeleton want to celebrate Valentine’s Day? His heart wasn’t in it.
@(you need an account to see links) Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? They’ll dessert you.
@(you need an account to see links) Why is getting your partner a kitten for Valentine’s Day a good idea? It’s the purr-fect gift.
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