What weird names do you call your pets?

[Misha]

Here he is with his sister and cousin!

OH MY GOD HE'S SO CHUBBY! I wish I could have a potbelly but I can't because I work on a pig farm and it would breach biosecurity

[Robinder]

I call my cat "Booster Juice". I have no idea why, her name is Maggie.

[Neofett]

I call my cats Luna Monga and Django Monga. Or Kuka du Monga. And my dogs name is Lilly Belle and we usually just stick with Lilly xD


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[Allegra]

My cat's name is Effy but my dad insists on calling her Fang since we found her abandoned and rescued her off of the road, and she bit him when we picked her up :p

[pooper]

I have a dog who I call 'shit head' 'doofus' and 'baby boy'.

I do love him dearly though.

[Requiem]

I used to have a pet rat that I named Silly Sausage.

[Sone]

Back when I had my cockatiel I would jokingly call him "Shitface" because he pooped everywhere. c:
But my cat has been called Puppy for the past 7 years, ever since he almost passed away. After that he started acting much closer to me, very dog-like. At first it was just me calling him that but then everyone else noticed his dog-like behavior and joined in.

[Curse]

we call my cat icarus "ick" a lot
mum goes for "ick the prick" because he's a ginger shithead

i call him "little prince" though

[ThePrimeOfAllPrimes]

I call my cat Sir Bartholomew Fitzgerald III

If they stand up, put them back down.

[Cupkakez]

I call my dog Snarklepuss. I don't even know why or where it came from. lulz.