This was surprisingly way easier and I got all achievements in one go once I saw the tip to stay in two lanes. And *avoid* the petpet, I was not convinced it was a bad thing I did diverge from that a few times but it worked out since I had bubbles at that point. And you can use the arrow keys! They're just careless enough they didn't put it in the instructions since they clearly wanted it to be phone-focused.
Edit: Also, I'm not too disappointed they bought the game, in fact I'm glad they did it instead of not having a game. It does at least reveal a bit more about where they are staff-wise, and the fact that they have released a fully-functioning game regardless.
*for a plot, a game that won't be used again