Ahh...my wife is a light weight
So, my mom's like, come out to this steak place with me. I let her go ahead, I met up with her a little while later. Apparently, it wasn't come have dinner with me, it was come sit at the bar while I get drunk and embarrass the crap out of you. She talked to like, everyone in the bar, and I bought a beer. Now, mind you, I'm not a big drinker, so one tall German beer and I'm like, hammered. I actually did get a steak, and it's so damn difficult to cut a steak while drunk, lol. Anyway, she at some point pulled out her whistle to show all the bar patrons, and proceeded to whistle repeatedly. Eventually I whipped out my credit card, acted like a baller and paid for us, then left her there to hang out with her new old people friends.
Lesson learned, don't drink with your mother.
Ahh...my wife is a light weight
haha oh man my mom is so entertaining when she's drunk and she too is a lightweight
Unfortunately my mom can't drink beer because she has celiac, BUT my sister is funny as hell when she's drunk.
She found out the guy sitting next to her at the bar was named Jack, so she proceeded to blow her whistle and yell Jack, pretending she was doing a scene from Titanic
Omg that's hilarious. Bahahaha
It's really.. really not, lol
lol I go to the bar all the time with my mom, she gets drunk and wild but not embarrassing.
I've seen the best and worst of you.
And that's why you get a rare steak, they are easy to cut. But on a serious note, I would hate it if my mum acted like that. I take it your mum is a divorcee?
P.S, I find it really funny when you guys say bar. In England the bar is literally the wooden divider between the public and the barmaids/bartenders.
Mom's not a divorcee, not at least to her current husband, who came and joined her when I left, and the steak was medium rare, lol. And yes, those are our bars too, but the establishment that holds them are also called bars.