Looks like they only made 29 messages for the net worth calculator:
Counting your Neopoints...
Checking for Neocash...
Factoring in your Unconverted Pets...
Assessing your Pets' Battledome Stats
Scanning your Collection of Avatars...
Evaluating the Worth of your Album Items...
Inspecting your Trophies...
Checking your Participation in Site Events...
Analysing your Pet's Taste in Wearables...
Estimating the Price of your Neohome...
Recounting your Neopoints to be Sure...
Evaluating the Items in your Shop...
Inspecting your Galleries...
Inspecting your Collection of Weapons...
Reviewing your Bank Records...
Checking for Items in Auction...
Analysing your NeoDeck...
Calculating the Worth of Your Neocash Items...
Evaluating the Contents of your Safety Deposit Box...
Judging your Artistic/Creative Contributions on Neopets...
Assesing your Guild Membership and Rank...
Checking for Errors in Calculation...
Going Through the Items in your Inventory...
Factoring in the Rarity of the Items you Own...
Analysing the Complexity of Your User Lookup...
Assessing your High Scores...
Checking for Membership in the Gourmet Club...
Judging How Well-Read your Pet is...
Reviewing your Pets' Lookups...
We already have a thread for discussing this site event. (you need an account to see links)!
Closing this one to avoid double ups.