Sometimes when I'm alone, I pretend I'm a carrot

[BarCode]

Hi BarCode.
This is Stephen. Hope you're doing well old friend.

You're not fooling me, you're Hawking, not Stephen..... Silly Hawking

[Meowlily]

Sometimes when i'm really cold, I bundle up in my blankets and pretend i'm in a warm igloo.

[I_royalty_I]

Look at this newbie, coming around thinking he's a vegetable.
Somebody edit his post count to 51.

[Hawking]

You're not fooling me, you're Hawking, not Stephen..... Silly Hawking

Good to know you're still weird.

Hi to you too, Andrew!

[j03]

Good to know you're still weird.

Hi to you too, Andrew!

I thought his name was Daniel?


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[Hawking]

I thought his name was Daniel?


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BarCode? Pretty sure his name is Walter.

[Drizzy]

I had a mate who knew of this bloke who told him a story about his mate from High School who tried to sneak in 4 sheets of Acid into a music festival.
Now this bloke wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed evidently because he stuck the sheets on his back, torso and sides and wore a TV shirt on top.
But the thing about music festivals is that they generally take place in the Summer months, when the suns out and weather is warm...
The acid started melting before he got through security and his skin started to absorb it
Old mate can be visited at his parents home these days where he sits crouched in the corner in his old bedroom
Old mate thinks he's a carrot growing in a pot.

[Misha]

I had a mate who knew of this bloke who told him a story about his mate from High School who tried to sneak in 4 sheets of Acid into a music festival.
Now this bloke wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed evidently because he stuck the sheets on his back, torso and sides and wore a TV shirt on top.
But the thing about music festivals is that they generally take place in the Summer months, when the suns out and weather is warm...
The acid started melting before he got through security and his skin started to absorb it
Old mate can be visited at his parents home these days where he sits crouched in the corner in his old bedroom
Old mate thinks he's a carrot growing in a pot.

Sounds like the old tale of the guy who thinks he's a glass of orange juice and won't let people near him because he doesn't want to spill

[Meowlily]

I had a mate who knew of this bloke who told him a story about his mate from High School who tried to sneak in 4 sheets of Acid into a music festival.
Now this bloke wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed evidently because he stuck the sheets on his back, torso and sides and wore a TV shirt on top.
But the thing about music festivals is that they generally take place in the Summer months, when the suns out and weather is warm...
The acid started melting before he got through security and his skin started to absorb it
Old mate can be visited at his parents home these days where he sits crouched in the corner in his old bedroom
Old mate thinks he's a carrot growing in a pot.

These are the stories that prove some people art smarter than others..

[I_royalty_I]

I had a mate who knew of this bloke who told him a story about his mate from High School who tried to sneak in 4 sheets of Acid into a music festival.
Now this bloke wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed evidently because he stuck the sheets on his back, torso and sides and wore a TV shirt on top.
But the thing about music festivals is that they generally take place in the Summer months, when the suns out and weather is warm...
The acid started melting before he got through security and his skin started to absorb it
Old mate can be visited at his parents home these days where he sits crouched in the corner in his old bedroom
Old mate thinks he's a carrot growing in a pot.

I see you been busy working on that autobiography!