I learned something new about myself ysterday.
I hadn't eaten anything yesterday for over 12 hours, and just took a monster dump, so I felt like I could eat more than Kobayashi.
(I wasn't lying about the monster dump, it was so long it broke into 3 logs and 1 of them swirled in the bowl like a coffee stirrer for a few seconds before it went down, when I tried to flush.)
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So I bought a greasy 14" pizza and thought, "I'm going to make this pizza my bitch!" and went at it.
Learned after starving myself:
I can only comfortably consume 3 slices,
4 is a bit of a chore,
and 5 is probably my limit (I stopped at 4).
The pizza had 8 slices, so I only finished 50%.
I am ashamed of myself.
Not going so well... I have so much work to do, I am going to explode :/
@(you need an account to see links), that pic was far more disturbing than my yardstick poop.
Ohgod giant spider D: I always throw my old book at it whenever I see one
My day is going pretty good. Made two smudge signatures today (still learning! .. and failing. xD).
Except I haven't slept yet.
I hate dealing with spiders, I feel bad getting rid of them cause I'd much rather they killed other things for me, like mosquitoes. But then I see, you know, that web the size of my face with several dozen small insect carcasses hanging willy-nilly about...I guess I don't win either way. :V Also it sucks when you grab the spider but aren't sure if you got all of the web it came down on so you have to deal with possibly getting spider exudes all over your hair the next time you walk under where it was...lovely.
And pffft. I'm sure your signatures look awesome.
(ノ⊙ヮ⊙)ノ~ ┻━┻
No, you're wrong. Snails are cute.
KILLED AN EXAM, as in above 90% for sure. I didnt study.
And my next exam isnt until friday so I did some packing and cleaning that was long overdue.
I woke up, realised that on my birthday... no one remembered it and I did nothing.
Dwelled upon my failed business attempt.
Realised my internet connection is really crappy today.
Happy when I just remembered I didn't lose my nationality - I very almost did, saved by a matter of days...
Started on some new business plans
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