omg the Neopets merch I never knew I needed
I'd love to see some spooky foods in here. Aggressive Casserole, an Almost Gummy Rat, Ghost Cupcakes, Glaring Cheesecake, Tombscones. I just want evil but tasty pastries/desserts I can cook for Halloween parties. I'd also love to see the oozing chocolate heart, can't remember the name off the top of my head, but it could a cherry cordial recipe of some kind.
A take on the infamous Clam Jam would kill me if they include it - either as a joke and making the recipe as fully nauseating as the item itself, or an ironic version where it looks gross but is actually made of something super innocuous like fruit puree.