If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow, what's the last story you would tell?

[hellraid]

Shot :3 I am working on mine, I am not quite sure

I'd probably tell my story something like

I am happy with that I've come across so many nice people in such a destructive and cruel world and that there was actually hope it just wasn't enough. There wasn't enough time. But some people tried!

[kittyray]

This is an interesting question, I've never seen this sort of framed as a "last story to tell". Honestly I have no idea, my first thought upon hearing the world was going to end was "good riddance", lmao.

[hellraid]

it is a difficult one for sure especially how it's phrased. But I did find it interesting. Because really it states you know. Which means nobody else knows

[kittyray]

it is a difficult one for sure especially how it's phrased. But I did find it interesting. Because really it states you know. Which means nobody else knows

Oh, I hadn't actually read it was meaning that I was the only one who knew, I just assumed it was that everybody knew and we were all in it together.

[hellraid]

Oh, I hadn't actually read it was meaning that I was the only one who knew, I just assumed it was that everybody knew and we were all in it together.

I mean one could answer it in both ways, I think it would be more interesting if you were the only one who knew. Otherwise I feel like it would hold meaning because everyone knows that it will be the end. Therefor people wouldn't bother sharing. Or I don't know. I didnt think this through xD

[Alister]

This is an interesting question, I've never seen this sort of framed as a "last story to tell". Honestly I have no idea, my first thought upon hearing the world was going to end was "good riddance", lmao.

immediately reminding me of one of my favorite Perry Bible Fellowship comics (and Nicholas Gurewitch's note on why he never published it outside of an extra in the physical edition)

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I have to think on the question too before I can answer, it's a good one

[hellraid]

I like that little comic strip or whatever you should call it

[Abyss]

So you're with your honey, and you're making out, when the phone rings. You answer it, and he says, "What are you doing with my daughter?". You tell the girl and she says, "My dad is dead."
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Hollow]

Honestly, it would be this comic strip:



I'm no story teller but this would be the most appropriate short story for a situation like this xD

[Cinnamoroll]

Well, I’d simply say this…

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
"Bom bom bom bom bom babom"
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
“Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes?”
The man said: "No, like I said yesterday wjust sell lemonade, ok? Why not give it a try?"
The duck said, “Good bye”