What are you angry about? [Petty edition]

**Alister** · 10-13-2021

@(you need an account to see links) "Butter, It's Not" is fucking sending me thank you

**Synth Salazzle** · 10-13-2021

Originally Posted by Hollow

This is sorta petty of me but

Thanks for reigniting this absolute rage I've felt for so long now. Oh my god I forgot how mad I used to be about that. Pure salt.

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Originally Posted by Brittany

I'm slightly agitated because my mom went to the store and instead of getting "I can't believe it's not butter" she got an off brand named "Butter, it's not".

Why did another company decide to make a spin on the first name out of all things?

but for real I think the second name is funny lol

Why did your mom buy butter from Yoda?

**kittyray** · 10-13-2021

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**Buizel** · 10-13-2021

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This butter's name was taking me out earlier like??? The name is worse than "I can't believe it's not butter" and it's just so funny to me

**Synth Salazzle** · 10-13-2021

Originally Posted by Brittany

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This butter's name was taking me out earlier like??? The name is worse than "I can't believe it's not butter" and it's just so funny to me

Makes me wonder if there's one called "It ain't butter but it'll do"

**Druid** · 10-13-2021

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…………………almost wrote a post just saying “buttern’t” but figured I should show my work
(this is semi-plagiarism of a tumblr post comparing the brand names to the five stages of grief)

**kittyray** · 10-13-2021

Originally Posted by Brittany

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This butter's name was taking me out earlier like??? The name is worse than "I can't believe it's not butter" and it's just so funny to me

I've seen "Butter, It's Not" in a store and I also found it fucking hilarious. There's a tumblr post of a bunch of different ones and in looking for it I realized there is a goldmine of them.

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oops i spent too long gathering to find that @(you need an account to see links) provided a much better collection with bonus content.

**Buizel** · 10-13-2021

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BUTTERS NAMED LIKE THIS I'M CRYINGGG

**Druid** · 10-13-2021

NO IFS ANDS OR BUTTER

**Lyrichord** · 10-13-2021

This one's petty, and I'm not even angry at it, just extremely baffled by the decision made in the marketing department for it to be a thing. But also why?!?

Take a guess at what it is before viewing the spoiler: item's name is "Pipsqueak Skinnies."

Also @(you need an account to see links) I'm so sorry you've had such yucky experiences latey.

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