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    Blaseball

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    Anyone else into the wild thing that is Blaseball??

    Its kinda hard to explain but I would describe it as "Clicker Game meets Welcome to Nightvale" essentially, you back a Blaseball Team and earn coins when they do well (you can upgrade how many coins you earn). A program simulates Blaseball games which people can watch live, but all the info is displayed in text. Regular seasons last one week, with games being played continuously Monday-Friday at the top of every hour, Saturday is the Playoffs, and Sunday is The Election, where the fans vote on decrees which forever alter the rules of the game.

    The Main game mechanics are:
    1. earn passive income when the main team you back wins (can increase passive income by buying upgrade)
    2. Bet coins on match outcomes (can increase bet limit by buying upgrade)
    3. Invest in an "idol", select one player to idolize and buy upgrades to get passive income when they succeed
    4. beg in the shop when u have no coins and beg for coins to use to bet
    5. Buy votes to vote on decrees and blessings

    Right now Blaseball is on a siesta, with no regular games, but the league is hosting "The Coffee Cup" a fun tournament where players from all teams are sorted on teams based on how they drink their coffee. Games are happening every Tuesday (so as of the time of this post, games are going on tonight!) and nothing permanent will happen to players or the rules during this time.

    But this barely scratches the surface of Blaseball. Here are some WILD facts about Blaseball:
    - Players can be incinerated during matches and die
    - Players have been resurrected by the fans via necromancy
    - Fans got all of the pitchers of one team incapacitated to see what would happen. A player named "Pitching Machine" was added to the team
    - Players can randomly swap teams during Feedback weather
    - There was a boss battle once
    - There have been multiple in lore Lawsuits
    - A portal to hell opened up in one team's town, changing their name from the Moab Sunbeams to the Hellmouth Sunbeams

    For a decent intro, check out this video by People Make Games!


    Further reading/watching:
    THE FORBIDDEN BOOK: (you need an account to see links)
    The Blaseball Wiki: (you need an account to see links)

    Recap of the first 8 seasons:



    I have been so fascinated by this! So figured it would be worth a share! If people have questions I can try my best to answer!

    btw my fave regular season team is Hellmouth Sunbeans, and for the Coffee Cup, I'm team Milk Proxy Society!


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    blaseball is back baybeeee

    lots of new stuff!!

    3 new teams!! (plus 1 returning team)
    new items/snacks
    new weather type: flooding!
    new stadiums that fans can help fund
    new election type: wills!!!!!

    if anyone wants to talk blaseball hit me up


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