Would you rather?

[Synth Salazzle]

Obviously let's keep this game SFW and within site rules. Those are the only rules. Let your imagination run wild with disaster, or hope.

Reply to the last situation asked in the most recent post, not just this one. If you provide reasoning for your answer, bonus points. But it is not required. This is SPAM.


I'll start

Would you rather:

Be force fed an entire pound of hair? You do not have a choice on the hair, but it comes from the scalp. It is people hair not cat. You are not bound in any way, you willingly accept your choice and cry solemnly as your hairdresser resigns you to your fate.

Or

Bite into a solid brick. Only the brick crumbles to dust in your mouth after you finally chip a tooth. It's brick dust, you hope it's candy but it's not; It's just brick material. You become addicted to snorting bricking materials. No one believes you that it's not some kinda new drug fad.



You will survive either fate but neither will be pleasant. The conditions are not realistic, you will not need surgery or a stomach pump.

The tooth will regenerate in exactly 256 days and 45 seconds.

[Pidgey]

You could eat a pound of hair pretty quick. And then you're done.

I'm too self conscious to go almost a year with a chipped front tooth. It would have to be a front tooth because no way could you get a brick to the farthest back teeth. Addiction is hard to break so you could be stuck sorting it the rest of your life too...

I think the hair is the easiest choice. X)

Do I have to come up with another Would you rather or we let this one play out for a while? Never played this before.

[Mama Bear]

I'm going to go with the hair as well. You didn't specify how we had to eat it, so I'd blend it up really fine and just put it in something I could swallow easily, like jelly.

[Synth Salazzle]

You could eat a pound of hair pretty quick. And then you're done.

I'm too self conscious to go almost a year with a chipped front tooth. It would have to be a front tooth because no way could you get a brick to the farthest back teeth. Addiction is hard to break so you could be stuck sorting it the rest of your life too...

I think the hair is the easiest choice. X)

Do I have to come up with another Would you rather or we let this one play out for a while? Never played this before.

The person who replies to the last situation comes up with the next one, so you'd make up a situation and someone else would answer.

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I'm going to go with the hair as well. You didn't specify how we had to eat it, so I'd blend it up really fine and just put it in something I could swallow easily, like jelly.

I have made a mistake of not specifying that big bara men will be stuffing it in your mouth. You win this time. You may have your jelly hair.

[My name is Yoshikage Kira]

I'd go with the brick

Only because as a child I use to chew on my hair
Until the day that I didn't realize that a praying mantis got stuck in my hair until I chewed on it Have never put hair in my mouth again and just the thought of doing so is horrific

[Attack]

I would choose the hair too, sounds easier
Since no one came up with a new one, I'll do it:

Would you rather have tastebuds in your anus or be itchy for the rest of your life? You won't feel that little relief after scratching, no matter how much you try

[funnybell]

Hair. This reminds me of that lady on "My Strange Addiction" that chews on and some times eats her cat's hair... I'd be sad but it's possible I could get away with no physical harm xD



you want tapeworms? cause that's how you get tapeworms

[Gato]

I would choose the hair too, sounds easier
Since no one came up with a new one, I'll do it:

Would you rather have tastebuds in your anus or be itchy for the rest of your life? You won't feel that little relief after scratching, no matter how much you try

Oh lord

Came here to justify biting into a brick and now... I guess I'll go with the anus taste buds. ASSuming that I get to keep my tongue with equally functioning receptors XD
I just don't think I could tolerate a lifetime of itchiness, and perhaps there are workarounds to the taste bud situation. Without going into details, I think something like flavoured gel/cream/whatever would ease my suffering.

These prompts are brutal. What happened to duck-sized horses and horse-sized ducks?! DD

[Synth Salazzle]

Would you rather

Bite into a fully grown cactus? Spines and all? You must swallow. Spines and all. You may choose to throw it back up rather than excrete it through your butt.

or

Walk around down town LA with your normal clothes, but no shoes allowed. You can only apply peanut butter to your soles. Toes are optional. If it comes off, you must reapply. You will have an infinite supply of peanut butter. But nothing to drink unless you buy it, so you can't even enjoy eating it. And it has to be extra chunky texture. No creamy in this bitch.