Okay, I had two ideas. The first didn't work out. When I resized emoji-Jan to 100x100 she looked freaky as HECK ya'll.
So I went with this. Inspired by the classic "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" meme, I give you the "I'm in this post and I don't like it" emojis. It cycles through the emotions you feel when you come across an amusing post but then realize that post is you. Oops.
I made two versions, one that cycles endlessly and one that ends with the message in point.
Hope they at least make you smile. Thanks so much for the great contest @(you need an account to see links)!
inspiration
These emoji are courtesy of (you need an account to see links), with minor (really bad) edits by yours truly.