You're given Admin Powers at Neopets.com for 5 Minutes.

[♥ PrettySarcastic ♥]

You get a basic user manual that explains how their systems work but only five minutes to review it before your five minutes of administrator powers begin.


What do you do, hotshot?


What do you do?





(70% of you won't get this reference which doesn't really fit this situation but I really wanted to use it so deal with it.)

[Bat]

Create a backdoor so that I can keep my admin powers after my five minutes are up!

[Pinecone]

Create a backdoor so that I can keep my admin powers after my five minutes are up!

Of course, the classic "I use my last wish to wish for 3 more wishes!" Very clever

[Flordibel]

I fire the hiring manager and install myself in that position. If there isn't one, I reorganize the system and MAKE it.

Now I have control over every employee who works at Neopets.

But like, in a puppet master way.

[Nimue]

Immediately find the JumpStart contract, invalidate it, and sell that shit to ANY competent company who understands games and doesn't make them for children

[Alcremie]

I stare at the wall for the entire five minutes because I never actually thought that they'd have an SOP written :o

[revnov]

I find somebody on clraik who can actually do some amazing stuff with those 5 minutes, because I know I cant haha

[♥ SomeClown ♥]

Reinstate Bilge Dice, LoM, and any other click based game we actually enjoyed. OH! and the DoN... really don't understand why it's so difficult to still have that implemented.

[kittyray]

realistically:

Skim through the manual until something jogs my memory of some project I always wanted to do, so I take a second to write it down, but then to make sure I'm phrasing it in the correct way I google something real quick, which leads me to�*oh, wait! I'm supposed to be doing something. Shit! Okay, I guess I'll just wing this. Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, this is too much pressure, who in the right mind thought five minutes in my hands was a good idea? Well, better at least look around, wait now I really wanna do something, but now all I can do is think about how I don't have enough time to even think about what I wanna do! Guess I'll just click around frantically? Fuck! No, that's a bad idea. Hands off everything, just sit back and relax and watch as the moment slips by.

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[phantasia]

Create a backdoor so that I can keep my admin powers after my five minutes are up!

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