I suppose you all wonder "Man, whats in the Adult Section!?" Well, I have a theory about that!
In the "Adult Section" is where the Taxes are kept! Its where the bills are like, the electric bill, the gas bill and the rent is kept. The deep end of the swimming pool is kept there! Its where the password for the Television's V-chip is kept. basically adult stuff is kept there, away from us kids!
If you don't know, now you know!