Just last night fell out of a tree in the dark and hit my knee. I wouldn't have fallen, but I got freaked out by the jump and tried to balance on a trash can that just went down and took me with it.
I also recently fell down the stairs in 4 inch platforms too though.
When I was in elementary school, my friend and I thought it would be fun to spin in circles. For the entirety of recess. On a day it had rained heavily.
I slipped on the wet grass, and broke my collarbone pretty badly.
My parents were pissed when they got the phone call.
The adult version of this is last night I slept funny I guess because now I can’t turn my head all the way to the left.
The probably-shouldn’t-be-happening-at-this-age version is last summer my friends and I got pretty into poolhopping (the kind where you scale the fences of public city pools at night, not like individual suburban yards) and it mostly went well but there was a night we fucked up hard. We almost always went to a particular park and had a whole system worked out for where the fence was climbable - that was fine every time. One night though we were in a different neighbourhood and decided to try that pool, but the fence was chain link and the top was pointy and somehow I didn’t notice how deep it cut me? But I now have a scar on my stomach that looks like someone tried to steal my kidney. Don’t worry though, I didn’t bleed in the pool. Because it was empty. We didn’t check before climbing the fence.
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Closed my finger in a car door, and the door locked.
Broke my finger, and then the doctor splinted it wrong so now I have a crooked finger. I can point around corners!
It was dark out; I was wearing sandals; my boyfriend and I decided to be idiots and start running down this gravel-ish road pretending we were being chased by the demogorgon from Stranger Things (the first season had just come out, okay?). Long story short, I ate shit so massively that four years later, I still have a huge scar on my knee.
My leg after falling from staircase I've got serious problems after that - I've had two surgical interferences because of the lack of calcium. After that my doc recommended that I undergo testosterone treatment (you need an account to see links) in my city.
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I need to stop self-destructing with coffees causing mouth ulcers.
This isn't that bad, but I cut my finger opening a can of dog food about 7 years ago. I didn't actually feel it, just saw the blood splatter over the bench and froze for a moment.
All healed but occasionally the nerve hurts slightly or there's a bit of numbness.
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I've got serious problems after that - I've had two surgical interferences because of the lack of calcium. After that my doc recommended that I undergo testosterone treatment (you need an account to see links) in my city.
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