So I was bored and a dumb kid, when my slightly older but incredibly swole and dumber cousin visited my home. We had nothing to play but some rocks and my dad's baseball bat, so we just started breaking bottles and playing improvised baseball with no adult supervision whatsoever. For the picture, imagine one of those teenagers that somehow hit puberty at 9 and by 12 they already look like Olympic medalists raiding a middle school; that was my cousin. I was just a short puny 10yo.
So, while playing baseball I pitched a rock the size of my hand and that human hypertrophied muscle bag batted it light-speed towards my face, not intentionally, but in the first try as if life had already decided to punish my stupidity. I fell to the ground semi-conscious to hit my face once more. I still remember that rock moving in slow-mo towards my eye.
After some panicking, my cousin called an ambulance, but also took the chance to take a picture of my eye. It was like a red balloon stuck to where my eye was. Fortunately I didn't lose my eye and it didn't leave a visible scar, but the picture was so gross and I swear I heard something cracking from inside my head lol
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Well, the pain went away in about two weeks, and I think it took me about a month to heal completely.
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2 equally dumb ways
First when I was like 12 I put this tiny rocking chair on top of a couch and then stood on it to try and touch the ceiling.
Fell down and ended up bruising my tailbone, took multiple years to heal.
Second was last year during a concert. Was drunk and the heel of my shoe fell off but I decided to stay in the pit anyways. I got knocked down three times in less than 5 mins because I was extremely unbalanced, each time landing on my hand (like how you place your hands to do a pushup). Ended up having a really nasty sprain after that.
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Last year someone step on my big toe. My nail fell out not long after. After growing back, my nail was weird. I had to go get it removed COMPLETLY. After that, my nail grew back again & I had to get treatment for ingrown nail...End of the story. I'm traumatized. It took ONE year for my nail to come back to normal. Take care of your nails kids.
One day when we had bbq when I was a kid, I played with my siblings a stupid game. We used to turn around in small circles the fastest we could and then just walk around dizzily. But my dizzy young self bumped into the grill instead and I got a pretty bad burn on my arm.
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Woe is me. Nothing new happened lately so I guess I can count my blessings!