What�s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid that you think about to this day?

[Synth Salazzle]

Teenage years and young adulthood count too.

[earthanimal]

i was extremely sexualized as a child, which led to me discovering masturbation really young. i did it all the time, and my whole family knew by the time i was 11.

[jack35999]

i was extremely sexualized as a child, which led to me discovering masturbation really young. i did it all the time, and my whole family knew by the time i was 11.

It's like I'm reading my autobiography here
edit: except I'm a dude

[Pidgey]

This is not my story, but my brothers. He used to help the neighbor across the street with some yard work. He was probably around 12.
He came running home one day yelling he had to use the bathroom, but it was already too late he had shit running down his legs.

He denies this happened to this day. But I always laugh thinking about that story ahaha.

[Sparkly]

Oh boy when i was young child I shoptlifted from a store several times (I stole game codes that were attached to plushies because I was desperate since I didnt have money) and I felt really bad and I wasnt good at keeping it in so I literally emailed my confession to my dad. A lot of other embarassing stuff I just kept emailing my dad after that. Idk, I just cringe hard when I think about it, and if I were in my dad's shoes I'd be totally WTF lol

[Mr. 49]

I peed myself in middle school at a friend's house and tried to play it off like the dog had peed and I sat on it. It was my first time there and I was too scared to ask where the bathroom was because we had to leave the house quickly for an event of his.

[panic!]

Maybe the time when I pooped my pants because I was sick that day.
That was embarrassing!

[terrierboss]

Probably my first attempted kiss. I definitely leaned in to my "girlfriend" at the time (we were 12) and she pulled away from me. Once would have been fine but stupid oblivious me went for it probably 2 or 3 more times. Makes me cringe every time I think about it.

We didn't last long as a couple.

[MrBurbage]

My most embarassing moment that I think from time to time is when I drank a whole bottle of blue gatorade and went on those spin-thingies on the school playground and projectile vomited all around the place in front of everyone.
I also peed myself because the teacher refused to let any of us go to the bathroom.

[pinkpain]

I was around 15-16. We were at a track meet on the bleachers (the plastic kind), and a friend next to me told a really good joke. So good I burst out laughing hysterically right up till the point I farted, and I mean farted. I'm talking supernova defcon 1-fart variety. There was immediate silence. I tried to cover up by brushing against the seat and exclaiming that it sounded just like a fart, but the silence persisted and a few seconds later there was a mini exodus as the people closest to me quietly left their places.