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    Reasons you've been kicked out of Walmart....

    So last night we were out celebrating my brothers birthday.
    Perhaps we got a little carried away. After leaving the restaurant we were drinking at we headed to Walmart to continue our night at home.

    Our Walmart has a button for liquor and it's all locked up. We press the button as soon as we get there cause it takes forever. And today the asshole shows up immediately. I proceeded to tell him almost all the employees suck there but hes a good one. And we hadn't really decided what we wanted.

    He grabs our alcohol and we follow him the alcohol lane. Which is always a long ass wait.

    While waiting in line my brother and husband leave me to buy the alcohol alone.

    Drunk me is like I'm going to facetime my friend. So we have a long fuxked up conversation about how fuxked up I am and if shes gonna come drinking with us or not. I'm waiting for almost 30 minutes.

    The bitch in front of me tells me to watch my language cause there are kids in front of her.

    So I start saying ffffuuuuuu-dge lmao.

    The bitch friend never showed.

    And the cashier denied selling me alcohol because I was too drunk already. And was basically escorted out of the store.

    So we got our booze at the liquor store.

    I figured I'm not the only one with a Walmart story. Share yours ahahah.
    Last edited by Pidgey; 07-18-2018 at 12:14 PM. Reason: Typos.

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    You already know this story but I'll post it anyways lol I never got kicked out for it though
    I was hanging out with a guy I've known from school for years and his friend who I never learned his name lol

    We were probably as high as kites that day

    My friend, Mason, needed work boots for the job he was starting in a week so after awhile we find them. We never asked for help because we didn't want people knowing lol
    So once we get to that section, I started looking at some boots and I swear to god the bottoms were falling off. I was legit playing with them and laughing saying Mason look lol
    We never got the boots from Walmart but when we left we talked about how messed up the boots were and that they probably arent good quality so we should look elsewhere

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    When I lived in a town with about 4500 people Walmart was always the place to go and I'd spend so many nights there just bullshitting with a friend for hours without buying a single thing
    They never seemed to care but the other people that were more disruptive always got kicked out lol
    It was pretty funny to watch

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