Originally Posted by
unknowable
This is gonna sound really morbid and douchy, but I'm just waiting for the majority of the conservative voting base to die. My late grandpa was a HUGE GOP/NRA groupie and he died in 2009. (He was terrified Obama was going to take his guns.) It's just a matter of time before they die out. There are still the young conservative douches of course, but their numbers are comparably small and we need a few of them around for the lolz.