I've always made the conscious effort to say hello to everyone who makes a thread introducing themselves on the introduction sub forum, but I never actually do.

So g'day to all the newbies and people I don't know.
I'm Zach, Mophead. You might have run into me on Neo, I'm a vindictive cunt on there. A few previous usernames were neolifestyle, i_cant_quit_neo, and like 50 other accounts but ya know.

I'm much more friendly off neo than on neo, so say hi and drop me a PM.
Let's be homies guys.

Nice to meet ya.