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    Getting' krunk with your mom

    So, my mom's like, come out to this steak place with me. I let her go ahead, I met up with her a little while later. Apparently, it wasn't come have dinner with me, it was come sit at the bar while I get drunk and embarrass the crap out of you. She talked to like, everyone in the bar, and I bought a beer. Now, mind you, I'm not a big drinker, so one tall German beer and I'm like, hammered. I actually did get a steak, and it's so damn difficult to cut a steak while drunk, lol. Anyway, she at some point pulled out her whistle to show all the bar patrons, and proceeded to whistle repeatedly. Eventually I whipped out my credit card, acted like a baller and paid for us, then left her there to hang out with her new old people friends.

    Lesson learned, don't drink with your mother.

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    Ahh...my wife is a light weight

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    haha oh man my mom is so entertaining when she's drunk and she too is a lightweight

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    Unfortunately my mom can't drink beer because she has celiac, BUT my sister is funny as hell when she's drunk.



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    She found out the guy sitting next to her at the bar was named Jack, so she proceeded to blow her whistle and yell Jack, pretending she was doing a scene from Titanic

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    Omg that's hilarious. Bahahaha



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    It's really.. really not, lol

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    lol I go to the bar all the time with my mom, she gets drunk and wild but not embarrassing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylae View Post
    So, my mom's like, come out to this steak place with me. I let her go ahead, I met up with her a little while later. Apparently, it wasn't come have dinner with me, it was come sit at the bar while I get drunk and embarrass the crap out of you. She talked to like, everyone in the bar, and I bought a beer. Now, mind you, I'm not a big drinker, so one tall German beer and I'm like, hammered. I actually did get a steak, and it's so damn difficult to cut a steak while drunk, lol. Anyway, she at some point pulled out her whistle to show all the bar patrons, and proceeded to whistle repeatedly. Eventually I whipped out my credit card, acted like a baller and paid for us, then left her there to hang out with her new old people friends.

    Lesson learned, don't drink with your mother.
    And that's why you get a rare steak, they are easy to cut. But on a serious note, I would hate it if my mum acted like that. I take it your mum is a divorcee?

    P.S, I find it really funny when you guys say bar. In England the bar is literally the wooden divider between the public and the barmaids/bartenders.

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    Mom's not a divorcee, not at least to her current husband, who came and joined her when I left, and the steak was medium rare, lol. And yes, those are our bars too, but the establishment that holds them are also called bars.

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