Things you can say on neopets, but not in real life

[Unown]

Haven't fed my pets for ages, but no worries, they're not gonna die.

[niconiconii]

Anyone interested in trading for my PP?

[Bulbasaur]

Bring me your babies

[phantasia]

I am just going to pound my pet and get a new one. I am trading my pet for something different.
Like really I would Never do that or say that in real life.

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Haven't fed my pets for ages, but no worries, they're not gonna die.

- That one is good.

(sorry I did not see this post was actually grave dugged)