Reply With QuoteYou must be from Ireland, because my penis is dublin.
So I was in science class today. Everyone was upset because we had all been outside for a fire drill when it started POURING rain and our principal wouldn't let us go inside because, according to him: "What if there was a real fire?"
So, anyway, we were all soaking wet.
Normally, I hate my science teacher. But today, I must admit, he was pretty cool. Instead of teaching us, he decided to spend the whole class period telling corny jokes/pick-up lines.
Here are some of them:
Why should you never play cards in the grasslands?
Because there are cheetahs!
What do you call a table that's vegetarian?
A vegeTABLE.
Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin through my mind ALLLL day.
What are some of your personal favorite corny jokes/pick up lines?
/is bored
You must be from Ireland, because my penis is dublin.
Is there a shovel in your pants? Cause I am diggin' yo ass.
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see <3
Is your daddy a baker? Cause you sure got a nice set of buns.
Can I borrow your phone?
why?
because I told my mom I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams <3
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
Are you wearing space pants? Cause your butt is outta this world!
Is there a mirror in your pocket because I see me in your pants
Haaaavvee you met Ted?
Is your dad a terrorist? cuz you're the bomb!
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