This can be anything! car/bike accidents, near death experience, tripped over yourself, tripped over others, fell over for no reason, medical if you want too and so on.
I'll start with my most recent experience.
I was zipping up my pants and yeah I just found why it's meant to be inside the pants completely, hurt like a mother Fu..., bleed a little, fucking killing me it's so sore.
Ok another, years ago this is near death I guess.
Me and my mate where jumping on a tramp together I was around 9yo and I got strung off the thing smashing the back on my neck on a wooden garden bed stump.
Laying in the hospital after ambos came and got me I couldn't feel my legs or arms it was super confused.
Hour later while waiting to get Xray I got complete feeling back and walked out with a neck brace for 2 weeks-3weeks.
When I was a kid I was riding my bike and somehow my foot got caught in the front wheel and completely flipped over :p Hurt like a bitch.
And I used to horseback ride and I absolutely refused to fall off. One time I was doing these three jumps in a row, over the first jumps I lost my stirrups, the second I lost my reins and by the third jump I was just hanging off the horses neck xD Got a nasty concussion from it.
Lately I've been getting injured very often from basketball.
Two weeks ago I broke my nose by turning and running into my friends shoulder. Played the entire game with a crooked nose, snapped it back in place afterwards.
Last Tuesday, the same guy landed on my ankle as we both took a step, and my foot was dislocated and it over-extended it as well. It's still swollen and who knows how long until I can play again.
When I was younger I used to get stitches at least once a year. Worst moment was riding my bike when I was 12 and not looking in front of me because I was distracted by a school bus... I looked forward and I slammed my face into a metal sign. I split my upper lip.
Ran over a log while going way too fast down a hill on a bike, broke a leg, could have died, very lucky experience. I've taken up jogging instead since then
I can beat all of yalls. When I was six I was in figure skating lessons. Wasn't paying attention to where I was going, another girl was practicing a backwards spiral (when you have one leg up behind you and your body basically bent parallel with the ice while skating backwards.... She didn't see me, I didn't see her. I took her skate blade straight to my chest. I still have a perfectly strait mark that goes up and down my chest from her blade.
Accidentally hurt my girl part with a fingernail once when I had to wipe after peeing. I abuse that poor nub.
Guess we all like falling off bikes. I did a pretty sweet face plant that broke my front teeth. They had to be filed down and the grooves in them redone. They're not sharp, but look normal. They're my real teeth, just less than what I was born with!
Yeah falling off bikes is what everyone just does.
When I was 10 was riding around a corner in the middle of the road as children do. lost my breaks and ran directly into a car and that's all I remember until I woke up in hospital, nothing broken luckily just a sore head.
Posting Permissions
