i need to sneak into the girls locker room :(

[simmie]

okay so like omg i had my bag in there and all and like i left it there because i needed to keep it safe
and like i FORGOT ABOUT MY BAG LIKE OMG and now like theres some soccer game going on and like i cant get in
and like theres like teachers who are like right across the hall from it and can like see me

i want my bag back omg help it has my keys in it sobbing

[Targaryen]

You can always go an explain to the teacher? I don't see why they couldn't escort you to your bag and then that would be that.

Or learn some sneaky ninja skills asap. o.0

[simmie]

omg i did ask and i was like rlly nice
and they were all "we have no time for this, and we cant let you in alone because what if somethings stolen??"

gayyyyyy

i need to plot on how to sneak in quick omg has anyone done this before

[Targaryen]

I used to get thrown into the mens room all the time in middle school..... (long story)
never really snuck into a locker room during the school year though.
You need to make a distraction...maybe someone needs to make something explode "randomly" on the soccer field..
but then there is that chance you could be in bigger shit for blowing things up then sneaking into a locker room...ugh the struggle.

[simmie]

i have time for a long story
im just like standing near the locker room and like planning to call my dad incase i cant get in sob

is there anything i can do that dosent involve exploding sob
(maybe like pay some kid to run down the hall screaming? idek)

lIKE THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE HERE WHOS SNUCK IN SOBBING

[boomer]

Last time I had to use a locker room was middle school, fuck.

Stink bombs were the weapon of choice back in the day.

(But seriously, go find someone who can let you in, what kind of asshole school is this that nobody will help you? You need your keys and shit.)

[Targaryen]

I wish I had better ideas. /: My first suggestion you tried but apparently the teachers are being twats.

AND exploding things isn't usually the best answer..
And lets just say every male had some weird fascination of carrying me to the men's room to get me in trouble..
Almost everyday they would steal something so I'd have to go in and see things I didn't want to see *ewww*.
Guys are weird. My poor eighth grade was so terrifying at times LOL.
That was a time where every "cool" male I knew asked to borrow my jewelry, arm arms, hoodies, and colored pants. It was a weird time in Pennsylvania let me tell you... LOL

[simmie]

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everyone heres a jerk omg
i called my dad and he said hed pick me up, so at least i can get in...maybe ill just have to get my bag tommrow?
Just i dont see the big deal in me just getting my bag?? ive been looking like a stalker for the past half hour waiting for people to leave dasjdajhdha

@(you need an account to see links)

dear...dear lord o-o
is the mens room that groce??? men are so immature, i remember one time some guy took off one of my ugg boots and thew it in the mens room UGH I FEEL YOU
why do boys make such gross smells

[Targaryen]

@(you need an account to see links) boys are just gross. And then I think it was "impressive" to get girls into the men's room.
idk. boys will be boys!
And man stinks you wont have your bag though
I sorry.

[boomer]

What if you wait for this stupid game to be over? People gotta use the locker room right?

I'm just afraid that if you go back tomorrow you won't find your bag.