The object of this game is to get your cheese to the bottom of the hill as quick as possible. If you get in down there in under 60 seconds you get to keep the cheese and you win some neopoints. At the beginning type in what kind of cheese you want and you have to buy it. Once you start playing there are five options you can choose from to move your cheese. There are a few random event obstacles that pop up while playing also that slow your cheese down. I personally have gotten one gold trophy by playing on reset night and didn't even realize it! You can only play this game 3 times a day so make your 3 times count!
The Cheeses
Spicy Juppie Cheese - 150 np
Smoked Snorkle Cheese- 300 np
Triple Mustard Cheese- 450 np
Honey Cheese- 600 np
Big Beefy Cheese- 750 np
Purple Spotted Cheese- 900 np
Brain Cheese- 1,050 np
Alkenore Cheese- 1,200 np
Mutated Cheese- 1,350 np
Bubbling Blueberry Cheese- 1,500 np
Tyrannian Dung Cheese- 1,650 np
Quadruple Fudge Cheese- 1,800 np
Brick Cheese- 1,950 np
Gooey Snot Cheese- 2,100 np
Peppermint Cheese- 2,250 np
Overgrown Cheese- 2,400 np
Heavy Bark Cheese- 2,550 np
Warty Blue Cheese - 2,700 np
Fragrant Ummagcheese- 2,850 np
Furry Chocomint Cheese- 3,000 np
Mummified Cheese- 3,150 np
Nimmo Tube Cheese- 3,300 np
Space Cheese- 3,450 np
Angelpuss Cheese- 3,600 np
Meaty Cheese Cheese- 3,750 np
Potato Cheese Cheese- 3,900 np
Very Stinky Cheese Cheese- 4,050 np
Fishy Cheese Cheese- 4,200 np
Shiny Golden Cheese- 4,350 np
The Game
Once you buy your cheese and hit "Go" your screen will look something like this:
In the game there are 5 different options to choose from when getting your cheese to the bottom of the hill. You can choose it to do Forward Somersault, Push Cheese Faster, Hold Cheese Steady, Dive Left, or Dive Right. After you cheese one of them and hit "Go", you will go to the next screen which will either have a positive outcome or a negative outcome effecting the time it has taken for your cheese. An example of a negative outcome would be:
An example of a positive outcome would be:
Now once your cheese finally reaches that 120m you will either see a screen that looks like this:
Or a screen like this:
Hopefully your screen looks like the one directly above! I actually just won on my second try xD
Cheeseroller Avatar
Yes there is an avatar you can get from this game
exciting huh? This avatar is randomly awarded to you when you finish the game in under 60 seconds!
Personal Experience
This isn't guaranteed to work every time, this is just from my own personal experience. But I have had the most luck with the Brick Cheese (1,950 NPs) and hitting "Push Cheese Faster". That method is the one I tend to use and usually win more games than I lose. Also if you are playing this game to make a profit I wouldn't even bother because you pay more neopoints for the cheese in the game than you would in the shop wiz! Another tip is if you are trying for a trophy your best chance would be on reset night because not many people play this game! I once got a trophy by playing on reset night and didn't even realize it until I got the neomail xD
Helpful Greasemonkey Scripts
Note: I do not take credit for any of these and if im not allowed to post them here than please let me know and ill remove them ASAP.
That script shows all the cheeses along with prices in the drop box so that you don't need to type it in. It has two sections: Recommended Cheeses and than all the other cheeses. Comes in handy in case you don't feel like looking up all the cheeses again!
That script auto-plays cheeseroller for you! It will buy the Quadruple Fudge Cheese for 1,800 NP's and will dive left every time! Good script to use if your going for the avatar and are too lazy to play on your own!
Well that's my guide!
If anyone has any suggestions on how to make it better please let me know!
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