Reply With QuotePretty much my lifeHow to cook something frozen:
1. Take it out of the box.
2. Put the food in the oven/ microwave
3. Throw away box.
4. Take box back out of the bin because you forgot to check the cooking instructions.
Today I bought a packet of salted nuts. On the pack it said "Warning, may contain nuts." Well I would be pretty disappointed if I opened it up and a sock fell out...
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There are three types of learners. The ones who learn by seeing, those who learn by hearing, and those who have to pee on an electric fence to learn their lesson.
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How to cook something frozen:
1. Take it out of the box.
2. Put the food in the oven/ microwave
3. Throw away box.
4. Take box back out of the bin because you forgot to check the cooking instructions.
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When your pen runs out:
5% calmly putting it away and getting a new one.
95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!
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Person: No! I know that if I touch you I'll die!
Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five!
*Person High-Fives*
Death: Dumbass..
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Pretty much my lifeHow to cook something frozen:
1. Take it out of the box.
2. Put the food in the oven/ microwave
3. Throw away box.
4. Take box back out of the bin because you forgot to check the cooking instructions.
Ashleys165 (01-24-2012),Cassie (01-24-2012)
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