Ways To make money! [Getting My First Car!]

[Evelsaint]

$600= One Months pay part time pay.

[Phoenix]

Don't they pay for you giving blood? & maybe sperm bank?

They can't actually pay you for blood anymore.. they got rid of paying people in the 80's. You're supposed to donate because you "care". BUT you can find out if certain places will pay you for a Plasma donation (its a part of your blood) and if you go about twice a week you can get around $250 to $280 a month! It will help (that is if they actually pay you.. most organizations will not, but private companies will call ahead before you go so you don't waste a trip). And of course Sperm banks will pay you, but I am not sure how much.

[Evelsaint]

You better have sperms that are olympic swimmers if you want to be paid for it.

[John]

take payments for skype shows

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adopt some kids and sell them

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go into wallmart fall on the floor and sue them

[Kylae]

Plasma is not fun though, I only lasted like two weeks til they cut me off cause donating that much made me unhealthy.

[Phoenix]

take payments for skype shows

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adopt some kids and sell them

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go into wallmart fall on the floor and sue them

I'd actually do the 3rd option just because I HATE Walmart anything to get money from those bastards would be freakin awesome >:3

[John]

film a porno about neopets

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sue the american government for theft of your money.

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sell very detailed assassination plans for every major political figure alive.

[Evelsaint]

@(you need an account to see links) If you really plan on breaking your arm or neck for money, be prepared to wait years before your trial reaches court.

Till then, you have to pay the lawyer fees and everything else.

[John]

bet your soul against the devil in a fiddle playing contest. then win a fiddle made of gold and sell it.

[Sqwahba]

Quickest way to prison-Rob a bank

My friend once robbed a bank on acid.
Not the brightest bulb. xD