Your momma so smart, she sold her brains for pocket change.
Your mum's so dumb she got run over by a parked car!
Your momma so smart, she sold her brains for pocket change.
Your momma is so fat that she needs a map to find her ass.
Classic, but I still find it funny
Your momma so hot, she gave you wet dreams every night.
Heh, I made the same thread; I thought I was so original... Yo momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin' up.
yo mama so fat, she suffers from heart disease and is working to lose weight.
anti-jokes ftw.
Yo momma so dumb i told her she lost her mind an she started looking for it. smh
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Hello Kitty say goodbye!
Your mums so ugly she gave birth to you. (I hate your mum jokes lol)
Your momma so ugly, she made an onion cry
Your momma so fat, a picture of her fell of the wall
Your momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Hello I am retired.
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Originally Posted by Serrah