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    Who can come up with the best "Your mom" joke?

    Yep...the more creative the better.

    Your mom is so ugly a basilisk wouldn't look at her. (Harry Potter FTW)

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    You momma is so fat, that Dora couldn't explore her.

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    Your mom is so stupid that she tried to return a jigsaw puzzle complaining that it was broken.

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    your mom is so fat that when she puts on her red rain jacket and goes outside all the kids start yelling KOOLAID!!!!!!

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    I think google

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    for me??? nahhh ive known that since like 4th grade lolz

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    Your mom is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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    Your momma's so insecure she has to read from this thread for assurance. #subtle?

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    your mom so fat she's fat!!

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    Your mama so stupid she's your mama!
    I kid I kid

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