MINNESOTA:
It's landlocked between great lakes and canada and the middle of no where.
We got the Mall of America (Nothing Special btw)
We got Valleyfair (Kinda fun)
We got the Waterpark of America (no relation to the Mall of America)
We have crazy politicians (Tim Pawlenty & Michelle Bachmann)
Schools are shitty (Referendums don't pass)
Education is shit.
Funds for the disabled is non-existant (Damn Pawlenty)
It's fuarking cold here.
There isn't anywhere fun to travel to.
Our neighboring states suck.
We got a northern accent.
