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03-29-2024, 08:30 PM
Alien Aisha Vending Machine
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[Only registered and activated users can see links]
What is it?
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) is a gambling game that requires Nerkmids ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) to play.
Select one and press the "Press me to *Continue!" button to get started! You will be presented with a list of options in the form of drop down menus - these represent which buttons/levers you decide to manipulate on the machine.
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After you choose you'll get awarded with neopoints and either a gross food ([Only registered and activated users can see links][]=48&min_rarity=1&max_rarity=98&status=1), a nerkmid ([Only registered and activated users can see links][]=43), a fading bottled faerie ([Only registered and activated users can see links][]=2&min_rarity=180&max_rarity=180), or a paint brush ([Only registered and activated users can see links])*!
* Note that the available paint brush pool is limited to those with a rarity of 150 or lower. Also there is no way to give you a better chance of a PB. It is 1/20 (5%) chance when the prize is awarded.
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
Improved Trophy Odds
There is a High Score Table ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) for the vending machine, and your score is the amount of neopoints that you are awarded for a single nerkmid. Since this is not cumulative you'll want to maximize the amount of neopoints you can possibly get with one nerkmid. There are two ways of doing this:
1. Use a higher "value" nerkmid.
Nerkmids are all assigned an individual value. For the nerkmid machine, each is 9 "points" more valuable than the one before.
So the nerkmid 1 (Lesser Nerkmid) is worth 9, and nerkmid 20 (Platinum Nerkmid XX) is worth 20x9 = 180.
Here is the list of the nerkmids and their value. As you can imagine, each type of nerkmid will be better than the last - Although not all platinum nerkmids are better than golden nerkmids!
Nerkmid
Name
Value
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Lesser Nerkmid
1
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Average Nerkmid
2
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Good Nerkmid
3
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Super Nerkmid
4
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Ultra Nerkmid
5
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Ultimate Nerkmid
6
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Aluminium Nerkmid
7
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Copper Nerkmid
8
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Basic Golden Nerkmid
9
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Normal Golden Nerkmid
10
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Magical Golden Nerkmid
11
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Ultra Golden Nerkmid
12
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Basic Platinum Nerkmid
13
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Normal Platinum Nerkmid
14
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Ultra Platinum Nerkmid
15
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Magical Platinum Nerkmid
16
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Golden Nerkmid X
17
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Golden Nerkmid XX
18
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Platinum Nerkmid X
19
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Platinum Nerkmid XX
20
Now just to be clear - the higher the nerkmid value, the better your neopoint prize can be. There's a LOT of randomness involved, which you can check out below if you're interested.
2. Press (or don't) Buttons!
Be Wary - the Aishas are fickle with their button presses. They don't care at all about the Small Buttons or Large Button 2, they don't change the outcome... Do as you will with those buttons.
I don't know what Large Button 1 did to them in the past, but DO NOT PRESS LARGE BUTTON 1. This effectively will halve all of the progress you've made above (again the details are below).
Now Large Button 3, it must rain candy (or whatever they like) on them. You want to press Large Button 3. This will increase your prize value from above by 50%.
3. Pull Levers!
Because Alien Aishas are similar us in a number of ways, they love pulling levers to see what happens! Pull the lever as many times as possible! In reality the bonus goes to a maximum of 7 pulls, but who doesn't love pulling levers?!
4. Hope that the RNG is with you
That's it! That's all you can do - but it's something! Everything else is in the hands of RNG... Which is a lot if you check below.
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
Summary and Other Tips
1. Use a high value nerkmid
2. Push Large Button 3, DON'T PUSH LARGE BUTTON 1
3. Pull the lever the maximum number of times
As with other High Score Table ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) Trophies, the best time to try is the first day of the month after the tables reset (at around 1am NST) - and HOPING that TNT can successfully run their trophy script on the 2nd (there have been issues with trophies only being awarded 1/3 of the time).
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
References
Reddit post with background information ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Jellyneo Alien Aisha Vending Machine guide ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Value Calculation
**Each line happens individually in order**
Take your nerkmid value (from the table above) and multiply it by 9.
Subtract 10
Add a random number from 1 to 20
Add number of lever pulls times 2 (max of 7 pulls = 14)
If you press Large Button 1, divide current value by 2
If you press Large Button 3, multiply your value by 3 then divide by 2
50% chance to add 4
33% chance to reduce 8
25% chance to add 12
Neopoint Calculation
**Each line happens individually in order - so they could ALL happen... or none of them**
Start with a random neopoint amount from 1 to 100
Random number from 1 to 50. If Value Calculation above is higher, multiply neopoint amount by 2
Random number from 1 to 100. If Value Calculation above is higher, multiply neopoint amount by 2
Random number from 1 to 150. If Value Calculation above is higher, multiply neopoint amount by 2
Random number from 1 to 200. If Value Calculation above is higher, multiply neopoint amount by 2
If your Value Calculation is higher than 50, add a random amount from 1 to 100 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 75, add a random amount from 1 to 100 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 90, add a random amount from 1 to 100 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 60, 5% chance to add 5,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 75, 4% chance to add 10,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 80, 3% chance to add 15,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 85, 2% chance to add 20,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 90, 1% chance to add 25,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 110, 1% chance to add 25,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 130, 1% chance to add 25,000 to the neopoint amount
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
What is it?
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) is a gambling game that requires Nerkmids ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) to play.
Select one and press the "Press me to *Continue!" button to get started! You will be presented with a list of options in the form of drop down menus - these represent which buttons/levers you decide to manipulate on the machine.
59270
After you choose you'll get awarded with neopoints and either a gross food ([Only registered and activated users can see links][]=48&min_rarity=1&max_rarity=98&status=1), a nerkmid ([Only registered and activated users can see links][]=43), a fading bottled faerie ([Only registered and activated users can see links][]=2&min_rarity=180&max_rarity=180), or a paint brush ([Only registered and activated users can see links])*!
* Note that the available paint brush pool is limited to those with a rarity of 150 or lower. Also there is no way to give you a better chance of a PB. It is 1/20 (5%) chance when the prize is awarded.
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
Improved Trophy Odds
There is a High Score Table ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) for the vending machine, and your score is the amount of neopoints that you are awarded for a single nerkmid. Since this is not cumulative you'll want to maximize the amount of neopoints you can possibly get with one nerkmid. There are two ways of doing this:
1. Use a higher "value" nerkmid.
Nerkmids are all assigned an individual value. For the nerkmid machine, each is 9 "points" more valuable than the one before.
So the nerkmid 1 (Lesser Nerkmid) is worth 9, and nerkmid 20 (Platinum Nerkmid XX) is worth 20x9 = 180.
Here is the list of the nerkmids and their value. As you can imagine, each type of nerkmid will be better than the last - Although not all platinum nerkmids are better than golden nerkmids!
Nerkmid
Name
Value
[Only registered and activated users can see links] ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Lesser Nerkmid
1
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Average Nerkmid
2
[Only registered and activated users can see links] ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Good Nerkmid
3
[Only registered and activated users can see links] ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Super Nerkmid
4
[Only registered and activated users can see links] ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Ultra Nerkmid
5
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Ultimate Nerkmid
6
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Aluminium Nerkmid
7
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Copper Nerkmid
8
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Basic Golden Nerkmid
9
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Normal Golden Nerkmid
10
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Magical Golden Nerkmid
11
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Ultra Golden Nerkmid
12
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Basic Platinum Nerkmid
13
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Normal Platinum Nerkmid
14
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Ultra Platinum Nerkmid
15
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Magical Platinum Nerkmid
16
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Golden Nerkmid X
17
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Golden Nerkmid XX
18
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Platinum Nerkmid X
19
[Only registered and activated users can see links] ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Platinum Nerkmid XX
20
Now just to be clear - the higher the nerkmid value, the better your neopoint prize can be. There's a LOT of randomness involved, which you can check out below if you're interested.
2. Press (or don't) Buttons!
Be Wary - the Aishas are fickle with their button presses. They don't care at all about the Small Buttons or Large Button 2, they don't change the outcome... Do as you will with those buttons.
I don't know what Large Button 1 did to them in the past, but DO NOT PRESS LARGE BUTTON 1. This effectively will halve all of the progress you've made above (again the details are below).
Now Large Button 3, it must rain candy (or whatever they like) on them. You want to press Large Button 3. This will increase your prize value from above by 50%.
3. Pull Levers!
Because Alien Aishas are similar us in a number of ways, they love pulling levers to see what happens! Pull the lever as many times as possible! In reality the bonus goes to a maximum of 7 pulls, but who doesn't love pulling levers?!
4. Hope that the RNG is with you
That's it! That's all you can do - but it's something! Everything else is in the hands of RNG... Which is a lot if you check below.
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
Summary and Other Tips
1. Use a high value nerkmid
2. Push Large Button 3, DON'T PUSH LARGE BUTTON 1
3. Pull the lever the maximum number of times
As with other High Score Table ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) Trophies, the best time to try is the first day of the month after the tables reset (at around 1am NST) - and HOPING that TNT can successfully run their trophy script on the 2nd (there have been issues with trophies only being awarded 1/3 of the time).
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
References
Reddit post with background information ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Jellyneo Alien Aisha Vending Machine guide ([Only registered and activated users can see links])
Value Calculation
**Each line happens individually in order**
Take your nerkmid value (from the table above) and multiply it by 9.
Subtract 10
Add a random number from 1 to 20
Add number of lever pulls times 2 (max of 7 pulls = 14)
If you press Large Button 1, divide current value by 2
If you press Large Button 3, multiply your value by 3 then divide by 2
50% chance to add 4
33% chance to reduce 8
25% chance to add 12
Neopoint Calculation
**Each line happens individually in order - so they could ALL happen... or none of them**
Start with a random neopoint amount from 1 to 100
Random number from 1 to 50. If Value Calculation above is higher, multiply neopoint amount by 2
Random number from 1 to 100. If Value Calculation above is higher, multiply neopoint amount by 2
Random number from 1 to 150. If Value Calculation above is higher, multiply neopoint amount by 2
Random number from 1 to 200. If Value Calculation above is higher, multiply neopoint amount by 2
If your Value Calculation is higher than 50, add a random amount from 1 to 100 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 75, add a random amount from 1 to 100 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 90, add a random amount from 1 to 100 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 60, 5% chance to add 5,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 75, 4% chance to add 10,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 80, 3% chance to add 15,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 85, 2% chance to add 20,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 90, 1% chance to add 25,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 110, 1% chance to add 25,000 to the neopoint amount
If your Value Calculation is higher than 130, 1% chance to add 25,000 to the neopoint amount