The Wishing Game

[Ben]

How it works:
(User1): I wish for a balloon.
(User2): Wish granted, But it popped. I wish for a puppy.
(User3): Granted, But it turns savage and tries to attack you. I wish for...

Basically you tell them why the wish fails. Then wish for whatever you want.

I'll start, I wish that this wish wont be granted. HAVE FUN :D

[Steve]

Wish not not not not not not not not not not not not granted, problem?
I wish I could sleep well.

Btw Ben, Im start liking your games xd

[Ben]

Granted, but you end up being stuck in a nightmare for 10 years.

I wish I was rich.

Thanks steve :)

[Kylae]

Granted, but your wife will spend every dime you have.

I wish I could fly.

[Ben]

Granted, but then your wings get cut after using flying for personal gain.

I wish I could breathe under water.

[Victoria]

Granted, but then you swam down 300ft underwater and then i ungranted your wish and you drowned :(
I wish I had telekinesis

[Steve]

Granted, but then you forget what that means.
I wish I had invisible powers

[Mike]

Wish Granted, opps, forgot where I left it :D
I wish to be super man!

[Cassie]

Granted, but super man got out of shape. I wish for a strawberry.

[Victoria]

granted but when you bite into it, you see it was maggot infested
i wish to take over neopets!

[Mike]

Granted, Oops, neopets is down.
I wish for a Son

[Khelddar]

Granted, but its not yours
I wish for christmas to come

[Kylae]

^ Alright, totally lol'd so hard, dunno if he meant it as mean as I thought it, lol.

Granted, Christmas comes, but the heavy downfall of snow knocks out the power.

I wish for a new video game.

[Ben]

Granted, but then it breaks after you buy it.

I wish i could work for the FBI

[Cassie]

Granted, but the FBI shuts down.

I wish Dobby was alive.

[kopiko]

Granted, but his revival started the great war between muggle and the wizarding world

I wish everyday was a holiday

[Khelddar]

Granted but there all to celebrate 'Justin Bieber'

I wish for a pony

[Tinill]

Granted but the pony will break away from you.
I wish I become a millionaire.

[Khelddar]

Granted but you become broke the next day

I wish for another wish

[Ben]

Granted, but then you get no more wishes.

I wish i knew what I was getting for christmas.

[Victoria]

Granted, and as soon as you were about to open your presents, the christmas tree broke into flames burning all of them.

I wish I was the President

[Shichibukai]

You will get killed by other jealous people

I wish I was a good enough drawer to become a manga artist

[Ben]

I don't have a christmas tree Bianca ;)

Granted, but then you get assassinated.

I wish I could sing like the best singer in the world

[waffy]

GRaNted BUT you lost your voice soon after :3

i wish i could be super tall :3

[Inq]

Granted. Shame you live in a cottage, isn't it?

I wish I didn't have to do all this present-wrapping.

[Steve]

Granted, but you get even more presents to wrap.

I wish I could relax more often

[Shichibukai]

Granted, but you got fat

[Steve]

Not granted, you didnt wish anything.

I wish I wasnt fat

[Inq]

Granted, but now you can no longer relax. Sorry about that, it's one or the other, obviously.

I wish I had something more worthwhile to wish for.

[Tinill]

Granted but you will die because youre too thin.
Wish I will work at a nursery school.

[Emiley]

Granted, but then you will get sent back to grade school.
I wish I had life long VIP on this website for free.

[Victoria]

Granted, but then CK got shut down the second you got it!
I wish I was invincible!

[bamag]

Granted but then you die like Achilles :)
I wish I was dead?

[kooldude888]

granted but than your heart started pumping again :O
I wish i had a block of cheese to eat

[bamag]

Granted but its not real cheese
I wish I won the game

[Inq]

Granted, but you fail at the game.

I wish someone answered my wishes.

[Jake]

granted, but then you died.

I wish for dead island for xmas.

[Khelddar]

Granted, but i have no idea what that is so i send you to the wrong place.

I wish for a Cold Beer

[kooldude888]

wish granted but the beer mysteriously turns piss warm xD
i wish i had a snowmobile

[Cassie]

Granted but it breaks down. I wish for hot chocolate.

[kooldude888]

wish granted but you drop it and spill it all.
I wish i had a nice spaghetti supper

[Cassie]

Wish granted, but the spaghetti gets eaten by your mom. I wish for Ferrari.

[Inq]

Granted, but it's not red. Too bad.

I wish I was a washer, washing wishes.

[Vanguard]

^ sorry, no idea what that means? I'll go with the ferrari

Granted, but you crash it into a tree.

I wish for an aquarium.

[Emiley]

Granted, but then a cat breaks in it and eats all the fish inside the aquarium.

I wish that math never existed.

[kooldude888]

granted but than suddenly math is all that exists :o

I wish I had xbox live

[Ben]

granted, but then you get suspended for cheating.

I wish I had a pool

[Emiley]

Granted, but then the pool got filled with pee.
I wish I was a queen.

[Ben]

Granted, but then you got killed like in marie Antoinette.

I wish I could travel to Japan

[Emiley]

Granted, but then you never learned how to speak or read Japannese or however you spell it so you ended up getting lost and not finding your way back home.
I wish I had a new accent that wasn't funny.

[bamag]

Granted but then the Brits make fun of you.
I wish Christmas break would last longer.

[Emiley]

Granted, but you were forced to go to school for the rest of your life.
I wish that people my age (13) had more rights.

[gudboy]

Granted, but you will be 14 tomorrow.
I wish to sleep with Avril Lavigne

[kooldude888]

granted but than you realize its a dude that looks like avril lavigne
i wish i had some friends

[gudboy]

granted, but they all hate you.

I wish for 14 virgins

[bamag]

Granted but they all die.
I wish to have a wish

[kopiko]

Granted but it expires after 1 second

I wish to eat cake

[Evelsaint]

Granted but you find half a cockroach inside, the other half you ate.

I wish I could work for neopets on the TNT team.

[Emiley]

Granted, but you got fired on the first day of work.
I wish that I never got sick again in my life.

[Evelsaint]

Granted but the world gets infected by a virus that turns everyone into zombies.

I wish I can be a vampire that is truly immortal with no weaknesses.

[kooldude888]

granted but than you wake up to find out it was all just a dream

i wish all my wishes were granted with nothing going wrong with them

[Mike]

You're wish is granted, too bad I'm not a faerie to grant that wish :D
I wish I was a meat ball!

[Emiley]

Granted, but you ended up getting ate by infamous joe.
I wish I was a cat.

[Steve]

Granted, but a dog kills you:(
I wish I was a billionaire

[Evelsaint]

Granted but you choked to death on a hairball.

I wish I can teleport.

[Steve]

Granted, but eventually some error happens and you die.
I wish my wish wouldnt fail.

[Emiley]

Granted, but you got an F on your report card so your wish failed anyways.
I wish that I could talk to my friend in NY once again.

[Steve]

Granted, but he moves again.

I wish I could travel for free

[Scarydark]

Granted but you have to take your Aunt with you everywhere,
I wish I was humble

[Vanguard]

Granted, but you're arrogant at the same time.

I wish I was an NFL player

[Evelsaint]

Granted but you die in a barfight against a skinny white boy.

I wish I have enough gold to end world hunger!

[Khelddar]

Granted but your greedy and dont give gold away

I wish i was an NFL Quarter Back

[Vanguard]

Lol Granted, but disease still plagues everyone

I wish I could fly

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EDIT: Granted but you get a concussion and have to stop playing

I wish i could fly

[bamag]

Granted but then you fall and die :)
I wish I was stupid

[Khelddar]

Cheating: thats not a bad wish, injured players still get paid :) :)

Granted, not much i can add to that

I wish for a tv empire

[Vanguard]

(lol) Granted, but someone else wished you were smarter

I wish I had an iPad 2

---------- Post added at 12:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:31 AM ----------

EDIT: Keep getting Ninja'd by you Kheddlar :P

Granted, but low ratings make it go bust

I still wish for an iPad 2

[Cassie]

Granted, but the iPad 2 breaks the moment you get it. I wish I had 23 scarves.

[Khelddar]

granted but there all the same

i wish for a baseball bat

[Mike]

Granted, oops you've been very noty, Hohohoho Merry Christmas.

I wish I was a playboy model

[Vanguard]

Granted, but you have acne all over your face

I wish I had a pet dolphin.

[bamag]

Granted but its a plushie :)
I wish I had no homework

[kopiko]

Granted but now you have tests everyday

I wish I'm a millionaire

[bamag]

Granted but in RUPEES!
I wish I didn't have tests everyday :(

[gudboy]

granted but you won't have a job
I wish britney spears was still hot

[Vanguard]

Granted but she's still loose ;)

I wish I never got tired

[kopiko]

Granted but you will never stop working

I wish I could fly

[waffy]

Granted but you flew into a plane

i wish i could see the future.

[Cassie]

Granted, but there was no future to see.

I wish I was rich.

[waffy]

Granted, but you gambled it all away >.<

i wish i had ice cream xD

[Khelddar]

Granted but its coated with chilli

I wish i wasn't so awesome at being awesome.

[Vanguard]

Granted, but then nobody liked you.

I wish I could walk through walls.

[kopiko]

Granted but you fall through the floor too.

I wish i have super memory

[Vanguard]

Granted, but then all you can remember are the bad things in life

I wish I owned a downtown penthouse

[bamag]

Granted but the government takes control of it with eminent domain :D
I wish I didn't have to sleep

[Vanguard]

Granted, but then you'd have to waste millions on coffee

I wish I had a working printer

[bamag]

Granted but it has no ink!
I wish everything was freeeeeeee weeee

[Steve]

Granted but you didnt manage to get anything.

I wish I had x-ray powers.

[Tay]

Granted, but you can't turn it off and you're now forced to stare at the naked bodies of the elderly.

I wish I had 9 billion neopoints.

[bamag]

Granted but you get iced :p
I wish I was unbannable :)

[Steve]

Granted but you quit neopets.
I wish I could travel to South America

[Khelddar]

Granted but you don't

I wish for nothing bad to happen as a result of my wish :)

[Steve]

Granted, but you didnt wish anything.

I wish that I was a billionaire.

[Khelddar]

Granted but your a slumdog :)

I wish for an apple

[Steve]

Granted but it has a worm inside.
I wish I knew what to wish.

[bamag]

Granted but it won't come true.
I wish for a dollar :)

[kopiko]

Granted but it dropped into the sewers

I wish for a sofa

[Tay]

Granted but it has no cushions
I wish I was sleeping

[bamag]

Granted but its a dream (mind explodes)
I wish I had a knife..

[Mike]

Granted, oops, my mother took it away...
I wish I had a Faerie :D

[kopiko]

Granted but it flew away as soon as u have it

I wish i was eating

[Steve]

Granted, but you are too full.

I wish all of the wishes above me come true.

[Mike]

Granted, oops lost my wand :)
I wish I was 5 yrs old

[Steve]

Granted, but you stay like that forever.

I wish Mike gets his wand back.

[Mike]

Granted, oops I sat on it and broke :/
I wish I was an Under-wear Model :D

[Steve]

Granted, but you got fat.

I wish I could fly xd

[Meercat]

But the wish faerie only skim read your post and now you are a fly.
I wish it was snowing ^^

[kopiko]

Granted but it's only snowing in places other than your place.

I wish i had a new computer

[bamag]

Granted but it sucks!
I wish I had faster internet :(

[Ray-Chill]

Granted, But then your computer blew up.

I wish for a car.

[Mike]

Granted, but it exploded when I was handing you the keys
I wish I was Kylae :D

[Ray-Chill]

Granted, but now you have periods.

I wish I had some cheetos.

[Mike]

Granted, oops a Hobo stole it...

I wish I was Green

[Ray-Chill]

Granted, but you got shot for being mistaken as the Hulk.

I wish more people where online.

[Steve]

Granted, but they got offline before you can even notice that.

I wish the 7th wish posted here came true.

[Ray-Chill]

Granted, but I forgot how to count.

I wish I could go out to eat right now.

[Steve]

Granted, but you have no money.

I wish I wasnt bored

[Evelsaint]

Granted but the hardcore porn was too exciting for you and you die of an heart failure.
I wish fruits can talk.

[Ray-Chill]

Granted, but then you could never eat them and die of scurvy...

I wish my friend would stop chewing so loud..

[Evelsaint]

Granted but she gulps down water and belch after every meal.

I wish I won a Nobel prize award.

[Ashleys165]

Granted, but everyone got so mad at you that they took it back!

I wish for snow!

[Ray-Chill]

Granted, but it started a new ice age and we all die.

I wish to do good in school

[John]

granted, but then your teachers caught you cheating and you got expelled.
i wish for a kaleidoscope.

[gorthalon]

Granted, but both ends were coated in super glue.
I wish to be a super ninja.

[John]

granted, but then you hit yourself with a nunchuck
i wish i had a gatorade

[gorthalon]

Granted, but it was full of real gators.
I wish I had an extra non-flawed wish.

[Ashleys165]

Granted But you forgot to make a wish.

I wish I could draw well!

[gorthalon]

Granted, but art in the form of drawings have been deemed illegal.
I don't wish for something, take that...

[StonedClash]

System Failure 404 - Could not decode requested wish
I wish people would make a wish :(

[Ray-Chill]

Granted, But they all forgot how to talk.

I wish it was summer.

[Ashleys165]

Granted, But the weather stayed the same!

I wish for a puppy that was always happy, never would run away, never be killed, or be stolen.

[Adam]

Granted, But the weather stayed the same!

I wish for a puppy that was always happy, never would run away, never be killed, or be stolen.

Granted, but no one gets what they wish for.

I wish I was cool. :(

[gorthalon]

Granted, but it's only a dream.
I wish to never get frozen for cheating on neopets.

[Adam]

Granted, but you get frozen for being mean to other players.
I wish I had 2 billion neopoints

[Efron]

granted but TNT finds out how to track you and they ban every ip you try and access neopets from

I wish for Zac Efron in my room

[gorthalon]

Granted, but it's just a look a like.
I wish to be a superhero

[Ashleys165]

Granted but all you never become known by the public
I wish for more snow...

[Adam]

Granted, but you get hit by a bus before it starts to snow.
I wish for a HUGE bag of potato chips

[Ashleys165]

Granted, but I ate them all.
I wish for SOPA to be vetoed.

[Efron]

granted because it already is..
I wish for someone to do my homework for me everyday

[Ashleys165]

Granted, but they put down the wrong answers every time.
I wish to me the smartest person on Earth.

[Ray-Chill]

Granted, but your head explodes from your brain being to big.

I wish to own all the Subway's in the world.

[Ashleys165]

Granted, but no one likes you so they all left and never bought anything from sub way again.
I wish that I had more coffee. D:

[Monark]

Granted, but coffee is too expensive nowadays :/
I wish I had my wish granted without failing because I wished that.

[Ashleys165]

404 Page not Found. Please wish for something valid.
I wish for it not to rain today.

[Daviid]

Wish grant... wait, is that the Biblical Flood?!!

I wish to own a huge corporation like Sony.

[Matt~]

Granted, but your newest system fails and you lose everything.

I wish to meet someone famous and popular

[Frank12]

Granted, but that famous person is Jerry Sandusky and he attempts to do bad things to you...

I wish the I had a Batcave

[Matt~]

Granted, but it caves in and you die.

I wish I could see the future.

(and i seriously lol'ed at that response)

[HolyTrinity]

Granted, but there is not such thing as a time machine, only a Holy Trinity

I wish i could be like Joe

[Dom~]

Granted but joe gets arrested for killing the kids that slashed his tires
I wish my kindle fire didnt suck

[J_L_K_64]

well fine, your kindle fire don't suck no more, but guess what? you only get to read the wall street journal on it anymore



i wish that pokemon would make a game with psychic/dark/fighting starters instead of the fire/grass/water ones

[Pusheen]

The game will excist, but the programmers would make such an aswsome game that will be very expensive and you won't be able to buy it

I wish I could teleport

[Mod]

What if you're not paying attention and teleport into a solid object, like between a wall? You'll be severed in two.

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I wish I could orgasm without ejaculation, orgasm for an extended period of time, and make others orgasm at will.

If I can only have one, it'd be the last one for sure.

[Pusheen]

What a wish! Hahaha
And you will have the wish, but the trap is: only with women/man of 80 years old and older!
Sadly, you would kill the lady doing it, and you will end up arrested for life


I wish I could have a sushi restaurant in my house

[Jolz]

You get your sushi restaurant in your house but in freak radiation accident all the fish come back to life and roll you up in seaweed and rice.


I wish to become ruler of the world.

[munsterpoo]

You become ruler of the world, but the world is not Earth it is Mars - you volunteered to be the first colonist on a one way trip to Mars.

I wish I could walk through walls

[Ken]

Wish granted. You were enjoying your new power but then as you walked through a wall, you didn't realize that the other side was a freezing chamber and you immediately turned to ice.

I wish I had wings like an angel's.

[Raj]

Wish granted, but they're plastic and useless just like the rest of you Ken (not the useless part, just the plastic <3)

I wish I knew my porpoise in life
(this is the part where you make sea animal puns)

[Jolz]

Raj... turns out you're a gay fish.

I wish I could kill people by pointing my finger at them and saying "bang"

[Raj]

Jolz
you point your finger at yourself while having sex
(bang!)

i wish i could hide your horrendous avatar

[blaise]

Wish granted- the avatar is hidden, but it somehow becomes a permanent background on your desktop instead.

I wish I could read minds.

[zxzero]

Granted, but then you stumble upon a cold reader who can extract much more information that you could have imagined.

I wish to be able to breath fire.

[Umbreon]

Granted, but you sneeze heavily in your sleep and burn everything, including yourself.

I wish I could conjure up food!

[Lavendrae]

Granted, but any food you conjure up gives you food poisoning.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

[Lindsay]

Granted, but you will be kept in a plastic bubble. Instead of "The boy in the plastic bubble", you will be known as "Lavendrae in the plastic bubble".
I wish for an unlimited supply of money.

[Forever]

Granted, but your wish leads to terrible hyperinflation and ultimately your money becomes worthless.

FORGOT TO WISH FOR SOMETHING.
I wish to be happy no matter what.

[zxzero]

Granted, but now you laugh so much that you gain neuralgia and have to live with it for the rest of your life.

I wish for a world without death.

[Maki]

Granted, but now you laugh so much that you gain neuralgia and have to live with it for the rest of your life.

I wish for a world without death.

Granted, but because nobody's dying, the world becomes super populated and soon all of Earth's resources are used up

I wish I could work an honorable job I love and am happy with, that gets me a lot of money

HAH try that

[Lord Darigan]

Edit: got beat to it!!!!

Wish granted, but you have so much money that the IRS audits you and you go to jail forever r

I wish for top clraik rank lol

[vampyd1977]

wish granted, then you get banned for spamming...

i wish for joints that dont ache 24/7.

[Lindsay]

Granted, but then you become an Olympian. As you go to receive your Gold Medal you fall off stage and break every bone in your body.

I wish I could eat any type and amount of food I wanted without getting fat.

[vampyd1977]

granted then you get a fish bone stuck in your throat and have to have an emergency trecheotomy which destroys your throat so you have to be tube fed mush for the rest of your life.

i wish the whole world`s flowers bloomed at once and made us a big pretty flower from space...

[alien]

Granted, but then all the flowers withered at once, too. ( i didn't get the second part of your wish, sorry :p )

i wish i could go on and on for days without sleep/ without needing to sleep. :excitement:

[Poem]

Wish granted, but then wild bulbasaur used sleep powder.

I wish I can teleport.

[Lindsay]

Granted, But then you accidentally teleport into a room with 4 brick walls and cannot teleport out.

I wish I could have a back massage everyday!

[Slytherin]

Granted but Wolverine is the one who gives you the back massage.

I wish I could own a dragon

[Lindsay]

Granted,
But one day your dragon sneezes fire and burns you to a crisp.

I wish it was 70 degrees outside...

[Slytherin]

Granted but it turns out to be -70 degrees.

I wish I wasn't working tomorrow.

[Maki]

Granted but it turns out to be -70 degrees.

I wish I wasn't working tomorrow.

You don't work tomorrow, but that day turns out to be the day you get a significant raise. Since you're not there, you miss out on it and someone else takes the cake ;)

I wish I got perfect on all of my exams lel

[Slytherin]

Granted but since you got perfect your teacher thinks you cheated and fails you anyways.
I wish I could draw better.

[vampyd1977]

you get that good your drawings come to life and take over the world.....

i wish i could see sound and hear colors.

[kikibee]

wish granted but-you see too many sounds and go insane.While in the insane asylum you hear the colors of everyone's auras and become seriously depressed and hang yourself.(Sorry I'm a big ball of sunshine) I wish I could cure cancer.

[yoshiowner]

I Wish i had no headache :/

[Chantal]

Granted, but you stub your little toe every day.

I wish I could sing like christina aguilera

[Dom~]

Wish granted, but you hit rock bottom after your first show.

I wish I could have 10 trillion gold on gaiaonline .-.

[Psudoprofessionalism]

Wish granted, but such an enormous amount of gold being generated so quickly overloads the server forcing it to be reset back to before you received 10 trillion gold.
Also your account gets deleted when its found to be the source of the disturbance.

I wish for a wish that doesn't have a downside.