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Ronith
02-20-2012, 02:01 AM
An iPhone thief in Washington Heights demanded oral sex from his male victim, then refused to return the cellphone once the the deed was done, cops said.

The victim, a gay twenty-something from Chelsea, told investigators he had swilled a few drinks at a downtown bar last Wednesday night before hopping a northbound A-train. As the subway passed the 181st Street station, the dozing victim felt a bump, woke up and noticed a man had stolen his iPhone, cops said.

He claims he chased the suspect into a wooded area near The Cloisters. There, the suspect allegedly made his bizarre request, but reneged on the deal and ran off with the iPhone once the sex act was complete, the victim told cops.
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What a sucker(PUN!)

Emiley
03-01-2012, 07:31 PM
As far as I have to go lol.
Why would I let someone get away with stealing something that's mine?!?

Cara
03-01-2012, 07:41 PM
Pft, they clearly would need it more than me if they had to steal it. I'd be pissed, but laugh at how pathetic an desperate they are x3!

Tom
03-01-2012, 07:45 PM
Haha, I'd smack the shit out of him when we're about to go oral mode and then dip out with the phone.

kooldude888
03-01-2012, 07:52 PM
i definitely would not be going that far xD

Kristin
03-01-2012, 08:05 PM
I'd have bit him. xD

Haha, but really, my life is on my phone. I'd have kicked his ass.

Dannyy
03-01-2012, 11:30 PM
I would obviously be mad and I'd do what I had to do to get it back (not engage in sexual acts tho) but like yeah idk, but at the same time I'd be a little happy cause it would give me an excuse to use my old phone (which I like better than my iPhone) without my dad getting mad :''')

John
03-01-2012, 11:46 PM
not that far haha

Carrot
03-01-2012, 11:49 PM
I would have politely asked for my phone back then proceed to beat the shit out of the thief.

Slasher
03-02-2012, 07:06 AM
I... would not have let anyone touch my iPone.

Evelsaint
03-02-2012, 07:15 AM
What are the odds that the victim is a gay dude?

If the thief asked a straight guy that, he would've received a punch to the balls.

Ape
03-04-2012, 08:21 PM
beat them in a dark alley and steal my phone plus there wallet

Blue
03-04-2012, 09:54 PM
i would not at all go that far. he should of pulled out a knife and cut it off:D

Tom
03-04-2012, 09:58 PM
i would not at all go that far. he should of pulled out a knife and cut it off:D

Woahhh that's fucked up dude. I mean, oral for an iPhone is already fucked up, but that's like on a new level of fucked up-ery.

Blue
03-04-2012, 10:03 PM
you gotta do what you gotta do

Avmo
03-05-2012, 01:27 AM
I would have agreed....and then sucker punched him in the ball sack retrieving my goods and skipping away :)

ConnorJS
03-05-2012, 06:08 AM
I'd never have a phone worth that much in the first place ;D

Danny
03-05-2012, 09:28 AM
Cut his head off.